I once had a guy, he was special to me.
Wherever my guy went, that's where I would be.
Although I can't say that he was one for words,
I would confide in him and felt he had heard.
We wore matching outfits, some thought I was daft;
They'd point at us and stare and viciously laughed.
I once had a guy, who I'd greatly admire.
But sadly, he got chucked onto a bonfire.