She likes to suck Creme Eggs dry.
She bites the heads off Rolos.
And she ruthlessly gets through,
Peppermint flavoured Aeros
Double Deckers stand no chance;
She chomps their layers fiercely.
And how she treats Mini Eggs,
Ain't for squeamish eyes to see.
She snaps Mars Bars' ends right off.
She loves a mouthful to chew...
...She doesn't have a boyfriend;
Chaps are scared of what she'd do.
2 March 2004