ALL NEW SPAGHET- TIPI

Welcome to the ABC restaurant. A place for the ABC tellers to have pasta snacks after going to TA Chucks and the Elf and Unicorn.

Welcome all. A menu will be ready later tonight. Mainly spaghetti i'm afraid.

No high brow members!

Emily Dubberley (not verified) | June 11, 2001 - 22:52

Can I have a garlic read as a starter please, si?

spaghetti_-_-_--__-----si (not verified) | June 11, 2001 - 23:38

Was that garlic or gaelic?

Emily Dubberley (not verified) | June 11, 2001 - 23:43

definitely garlic - with the amount of ghosts, unicorns and elves hanging round these forums, it's only a matter of time before vampires and werewolves start cropping up so I'll need some protection... (then again, vampires are rather foxy)

nosferatu's company (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:18

three's a crowd.

go boil more spaghetti before i get sore, si.

mmm.... luvverly dubberley...

fang you for calling me foxy.

BOOM!

BOOM!

nosferatu 2 (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:20

hope you don't give me the BRUSH off!

BOOM!

etc.

spaghetti_si (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:33

Garic Bread coming right up Emily.

Nosferatu 2 , we will have no tucking into humans necks. You can tuck into some spaghetti. It is on the boil and will be with you shortly.

* gets ragu sauce and pour into mix with spaghetti, once it is boiled. Nigella Lawson's cookbook. She is so saucy*

pasta petrel (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:46

arrives to see someone has beaten me to the luvverly dubberly joke. Dammit.

2 v's too!

great minds. there again. maybe not.

I'll just have a lazy anna please spag.

spaghetti_si (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:48

Lazy anna coming right up. About time I got that lazy Lord Alfred Hayes to do some work. Where is he now? That man is a waitor not a galivanting hoodlum.

spaghetti_si (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:51

Emily, your garlic bread. Where has she gone? Watse not want not. Nosferatu 2 , fancy some of this garlic brea.... Ooops sorry. Oh dear he ran out screaming.

Last orders to your waitor , well that's me. Ten minutes until closing.

spag's builder (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 00:58

Right ladies and gents. We n' 'aving a revamp tamowa morning. Change of name and all that malarky as well as a new design fo tha shop and menu's galore.

Be sure to get you 'apneys and pegs in here pronto for te unveiling of Spaghetti Si's Spags R Us. Se ya tamowa.

Lord Alfred Hayes (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 01:02

Yes chaps. Eat up now. I SAID MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT! Eat up quickly please. Now my charming friends we'll be seeing you tomorrow at our relaunch.

* Si burst through the door*

Si: Hayes, get in the kitchen and clean the plates

Hayes: I used to be an aristocrat you know

SI: Just get in there and put on the marigolds

* Hayes trudges past him*

Si: Thanks for coming everyone. See you tomorrow

Christelle (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 15:24

*floats in*

...i'mnot real, so just ignore me
...I'ma ghost, infact...
...can i have some dreaded wheat, liver with chianti and...some alfalfa

spag's lawyer (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 16:11

I am afraid ghosts are not allowed in unless it is Casper. It says it on page 12 section 5.7 of the contract. Also this place has been closed down. Spags R' Us is our new place. You will find it next door to Ta Chucks.

Thank you very much

Casper (not verified) | June 12, 2001 - 23:21

glad I'm welcome here. They didn't want me in the Elf and Unicorn *sniff*

Andrea (not verified) | June 13, 2001 - 10:46

Probably afraid you'd glug all the spirits, Casp.

Ooops, sorry. Not one of my best, I have to admit...

spag's lawyer (not verified) | June 13, 2001 - 18:43

Please could you refrain from using this empty shop. We are renovating it. Pretty sson we will have Spags Sushi Bar. If you want some food then come to Spags R' Us.

Thank you