I am sorry but how is this even possible?

I'd like to know why it's news. What's the charge? Cruelty to animals? Deviant behaviour? Adultery?

I don;t know, it is just astonishing.

Who gets custody of the puppies?

You would just never leave the house again

I wonder how he'll face his mates at work after this. You can almost hear them...

'I always said your missus was a dog.'

'Give a dog a boner, eh?'

'Was she ruff?'

Oh dear...

Not even for walkies?

I've seen this done before, firsthand...it's just wrong. >_<

You don't have to apologise Laurie (Nicholas), just do your time like a good dogfucker...

Quite Harvey, if this guy actually gets prison time then I suppose there is just a chance his fellow inmates won't mention it - after all, prisoners are really sensitive about this kind of thing aren't they?

Yes, we are.

Look, I just wanted to say while I'm here that I really don't think it's fair to fuck animals at all unless you really really need to.

Well whilst that is accepted, what are the alternatives? Insects are really fiddly and keep breaking, as for etherial beings such as wood nymphs and wood elves - well any wood related conceptual life force really - just don't get me started...

What does the dog think about it? If it's under 18, did it really understand what it was doing?

Thats right FTSE, make this all about the dog. What about the person who has to get the stains out of the bed sheets - you can't buy those kind of cleaning materials in Tesco's you know...

Show me on this Snoopy doll where the nasty man touched you.

Yes, my preference is for the physiologically acurate Deputy Dawg

I take it a blow job was out of the question?