Stan | June 29, 2012 - 12:35
I'd like to know why it's news. What's the charge? Cruelty to animals? Deviant behaviour? Adultery?
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 12:37
I don;t know, it is just astonishing.
FTSE100 | June 29, 2012 - 12:40
Who gets custody of the puppies?
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 12:43
You would just never leave the house again
Stan | June 29, 2012 - 12:45
I wonder how he'll face his mates at work after this. You can almost hear them...
'I always said your missus was a dog.'
'Give a dog a boner, eh?'
'Was she ruff?'
Stan | June 29, 2012 - 12:48
Not even for walkies?
JessicaA | June 29, 2012 - 14:04
I've seen this done before, firsthand...it's just wrong. >_<
harveyjones35 | June 29, 2012 - 14:30
You don't have to apologise Laurie (Nicholas), just do your time like a good dogfucker...
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 14:53
Quite Harvey, if this guy actually gets prison time then I suppose there is just a chance his fellow inmates won't mention it - after all, prisoners are really sensitive about this kind of thing aren't they?
harveyjones35 | June 29, 2012 - 15:01
Yes, we are.
Look, I just wanted to say while I'm here that I really don't think it's fair to fuck animals at all unless you really really need to.
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 15:05
Well whilst that is accepted, what are the alternatives? Insects are really fiddly and keep breaking, as for etherial beings such as wood nymphs and wood elves - well any wood related conceptual life force really - just don't get me started...
FTSE100 | June 29, 2012 - 15:12
What does the dog think about it? If it's under 18, did it really understand what it was doing?
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 15:16
Thats right FTSE, make this all about the dog. What about the person who has to get the stains out of the bed sheets - you can't buy those kind of cleaning materials in Tesco's you know...
FTSE100 | June 29, 2012 - 15:24
Show me on this Snoopy doll where the nasty man touched you.
lavadis | June 29, 2012 - 15:32
Yes, my preference is for the physiologically acurate Deputy Dawg
Stan | June 29, 2012 - 15:50
I take it a blow job was out of the question?
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