I wonder why we can talk freely about stringing up bankers but not about bombing airports?
Bomb the airport,
Bomb it now,
al-Qaeda will show you
If you don't know how.
I mean it folks,
It's not a joke,
That airport must
Go up in smoke.
Close all airports
Just to be sure,
It might be yours
I'm heading for.
Well, that should be enough to get me a hard time from the thickos of the law. Any reasonable person will know I fully intend to do it and will cancel their flight at once.
White Dwarf | July 3, 2012 - 09:13
No one takes poetry seriously. Any mujahideen will tell you that.
That's why no IRA threats where ever made in limerick form.
FTSE100 | July 3, 2012 - 09:30
A famous old Gerry from Ulster
Said guess what I've got in my holster,
I'm not pleased to see ya,
I wouldn't want to be ya,
When bombs rain like piss on a pollster.
MaliciousMudkip | July 3, 2012 - 10:28
Al-Qaeda should release a book of poetry, they could call it Jihad Me At Hello.
FTSE100 | July 3, 2012 - 11:15
Bomb the airport,
Bomb it good,
Bomb it like
You know you should...
I could quite get into this.
Kill the humans,
End their culture,
Kill the humans,
Kill them all...
(Hyperdrive)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDctzetIe2s
andrea | July 3, 2012 - 11:53
It won't work, Foots. We tried it on UKA months ago, and we still ain't been busted...
http://www.ukauthors.com
Stan | July 3, 2012 - 12:03
I'm pretty sure plenty of IRA threats have been made in Limerick...
You should have a cherry for that effort, Footsie.
White Dwarf | July 3, 2012 - 12:56
Limerick City in Ireland? yes -- perhaps threats were made in Limerick after all.
Stan | July 3, 2012 - 16:10
;)
FTSE100 | July 3, 2012 - 16:17
Song for Ireland
Let the 'Prentice Boys
Fight the Typist Girls
Along the ho-down Derry,
Let the Orange Men march
While the Blue Men jeer
With petrol bombs so merry
CHORUS
March, you fuckers, march,
No excuses, march.
You'll buy a different costume
For each week of the year,
You'll march for rancid chickens
And you'll march for fizzy beer,
You'll march for baggage handlers
For florists and for cops,
You'll march 'til you bloody drop.
Stan | July 3, 2012 - 16:29
As Morrissey almost sang...
'Burn down the airport,
hang the blessed bankers...'
blighters rock | July 3, 2012 - 22:24
With petrol bombs so merry. That's a blast, Footster!
I often wonder why it's OK to call a Frenchman a frog and a German a kraut but the moment a Jew is called a Jew (God forbid), it's world war fuckin' three.
And while we're at it, what possible harm did the word 'negro' ever do to anyone? I don't mind if someone calls me a caucasian so why would the African community would rather steer clear of its roots. Surely we should be happy in our skin and with who we are, black or white.
Stan | July 3, 2012 - 22:26
I'm happy in my skin. No tatts need apply...
Cavalcaderl | July 8, 2012 - 23:25
new FTSE100
Frightening! Times.
Hello! I found this hard to take naturally.
As went shopping in Brighton, about 50 people
standing out side shop,thinking must be a celebs signing books. Day before had a coffee cold,and no
sugars in pot,or spoons,so me others had gentle moan.
One understood well,said do come back,but when did next day passing by shop food coffee shutters down,in mall few shops along,also and all cups etc' left on tables. Thought O! why! got round corner,band right across "can't go this way" told,and asked whats happened,it was a excavation,fire engines outside,traffic buses bulked up,police car, but other shops open. Three or four not! blasted coffee shops mostly full up,till found third one,and soft cake eat.
It was hell! Traffic congestion some dived in between
get across road. I thought at first was it bomb alert! Happens and in co; No thank goodness,
Thanks for your explanations. All dealt with later. Sirens and noises mobiles going off. Ugh! Buildings,some in shop buying,told leave quick! Happened me once company,all out on street,checked ok. Someone lost job! When I was young worked few hours all checked,we out on the street then,all ok. Makes one think,what a grudge of somethink can do maybe. So fell this quite bad,to put on here! It really happens in true life! Even if it's sense humour sorry!
All checked back into work, cold day then too.
cavalcaderl julie x