Get rid of FTSE. He seems to regard this forum as a place to post rants and mini-blogs. I say he should go.
FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:15
I agree entirely. Another thing he does is reply to his own posts. Talking to yourself is never a good sign. FTSE out NOW!
FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:16
Couldn't we give him electric shocks first? I've got a nice, new Taser and nobody to use it on.
scratch | July 7, 2012 - 17:23
Go for it. It might teach you a well deserved lesson.
Denzella | July 7, 2012 - 17:33
How cruel. He needs medical attention not punishment!
scratch | July 7, 2012 - 17:45
I'm going to consult Archie macjoyce - he'll know what you should do to yourself FTSE.
FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:55
I used to listen to the Archies of Spambridge.
Dah-de dah-de dah dah dah,
Dah-de dah-de DAH dah.
Ooh arr, Mister Archie, the wurzels is lookin' good this harvesting. Not as cheap as viagra and Ugg boots from spam.com, though.
scratch | July 7, 2012 - 18:03
That's what you should do to him FTSE. Get a corn on the knob and give yourself a public horning or should that be warning regarding the inappropriate self promotion with a vegetable. An offence illegal on any self respecting writing website.
Shame on him.
FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 18:37
I say we throw him in the village pond. If he floats he's a witch and if he doesn't, he's a different witch.
Linda Wigzell Cress | July 7, 2012 - 18:56
Nah let's keep him. Into each life a little rain must fall. Anyway he'll discover self flagellation sooner or later and I'd love to hear his rant about that.
FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 19:27
I don't think we can afford him. The amount he eats in a week would feed a family of seven for a whole day. Then there's the cost of the flagellation equipment...
Denzella | July 7, 2012 - 19:56
We'll all chip in!
fatboy74 | July 7, 2012 - 21:03
Ban Skunk. Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 00:47
Feel like I've just walked into a bar where everyone shot each other earlier in the evening. Might go and have a spontaneous poem on my own. Maybe.
Mary-Ann | July 8, 2012 - 06:22
Let's keep him lol it's always good to have someone eccentric around lol ;).
FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 09:19
Sorry Mary-Ann, I can't agree. We need to set an example. Does anyone know how to build a wicker man?
Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 11:14
They does round this parrt of the worrld my lovely. Built to commemorate the man who left the e out of Bridgwater.
sid | July 8, 2012 - 14:15
What about that sid, all she ever posts is misery. I say she is a whingeing, swollen beef-curtain
FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 14:50
Don't worry sid, there's plenty of room in the wicker man for two.
Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 15:50
FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 16:09
That's my best chat-up line. Can't think why it never works.
maisie | July 10, 2012 - 19:39
is FTSE a separate entity from our own FTSE100?
I feel it's important to clarify these things, write them in triplicate, and store two... for over 50 years.
of course it will take a quango to ban FTSE...
FTSE100 | July 10, 2012 - 19:49
FTSE100 and FTSE are one and the same. They both steal my milk and never do the washing up. Ban them all, however many there are.
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