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Published by FTSE100 on July 7, 2012 - 17:13

Get rid of FTSE. He seems to regard this forum as a place to post rants and mini-blogs. I say he should go.

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FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:15

I agree entirely. Another thing he does is reply to his own posts. Talking to yourself is never a good sign. FTSE out NOW!

FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:16

Couldn't we give him electric shocks first? I've got a nice, new Taser and nobody to use it on.

scratch | July 7, 2012 - 17:23

Go for it. It might teach you a well deserved lesson.

Denzella | July 7, 2012 - 17:33

How cruel. He needs medical attention not punishment!

scratch | July 7, 2012 - 17:45

I'm going to consult Archie macjoyce - he'll know what you should do to yourself FTSE.

FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 17:55

I used to listen to the Archies of Spambridge.

Dah-de dah-de dah dah dah,
Dah-de dah-de DAH dah.

Ooh arr, Mister Archie, the wurzels is lookin' good this harvesting. Not as cheap as viagra and Ugg boots from spam.com, though.

scratch | July 7, 2012 - 18:03

That's what you should do to him FTSE. Get a corn on the knob and give yourself a public horning or should that be warning regarding the inappropriate self promotion with a vegetable. An offence illegal on any self respecting writing website.

Shame on him.

FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 18:37

I say we throw him in the village pond. If he floats he's a witch and if he doesn't, he's a different witch.

Linda Wigzell Cress | July 7, 2012 - 18:56

Nah let's keep him. Into each life a little rain must fall. Anyway he'll discover self flagellation sooner or later and I'd love to hear his rant about that.
Linda

FTSE100 | July 7, 2012 - 19:27

I don't think we can afford him. The amount he eats in a week would feed a family of seven for a whole day. Then there's the cost of the flagellation equipment...

Denzella | July 7, 2012 - 19:56

We'll all chip in!

fatboy74 | July 7, 2012 - 21:03

Ban Skunk. Death to videodrome. Long live the new flesh.

Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 00:47

Feel like I've just walked into a bar where everyone shot each other earlier in the evening. Might go and have a spontaneous poem on my own. Maybe.

Mary-Ann | July 8, 2012 - 06:22

Let's keep him lol it's always good to have someone eccentric around lol ;).

FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 09:19

Sorry Mary-Ann, I can't agree. We need to set an example. Does anyone know how to build a wicker man?

Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 11:14

They does round this parrt of the worrld my lovely. Built to commemorate the man who left the e out of Bridgwater.

sid | July 8, 2012 - 14:15

What about that sid, all she ever posts is misery. I say she is a whingeing, swollen beef-curtain

FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 14:50

Don't worry sid, there's plenty of room in the wicker man for two.

Parson Thru | July 8, 2012 - 15:50

Sweet.

FTSE100 | July 8, 2012 - 16:09

That's my best chat-up line. Can't think why it never works.

maisie | July 10, 2012 - 19:39

is FTSE a separate entity from our own FTSE100?

I feel it's important to clarify these things, write them in triplicate, and store two... for over 50 years.

of course it will take a quango to ban FTSE...

FTSE100 | July 10, 2012 - 19:49

FTSE100 and FTSE are one and the same. They both steal my milk and never do the washing up. Ban them all, however many there are.