About time for a new forum topic?
I went to the travel agents yesterday.
"I want to go to the Canary Islands," I said. "I'm a taxpayer. Not because the money is taken from me by force: I'd pay just the same if I saw the taxman begging on the streets. It's my duty."
"Sorry, the Canary Islands are full of unemployed layabouts," the holiday rep told me. "They're packed in like sardines, standing shoulder to shoulder. They have to take a dump where they stand, they can't move. There's no room for you unless you want to stand in the sea. That's extra, of course, because of the all-round sea views. We've still got a B&B in Bournemouth if you're interested. The unemployed won't go there."
Since holidays are in such short supply, isn't it about time we rationed them? Pensioners and other people who do no work are using them all up. The first thing illegal immigrants do is pop into the benefits centre and get the money for a world cruise (at the same time as a new car and an iPlonk, things that are also in desperately short supply.)
What's going on here? Where's Nick Griffin when you need him? Where are the euthenasia centres for the old? Where's the Soylent Green factory for the unemployed? I could have a lot more shiny things if the bad, black and lazy people weren't getting them all.
I do, of course, mean every word of this. How could you doubt it? Let's bomb the airports too.