God is coming to Earth. You are in charge of his accommodation. Where will you book his rooms?
a) A hotel
b) A stable
c) A church
d) A fisherman's hut
e) The wilderness
You must also arrange his itinerary. Who would he most like to meet?
a) A pope
b) A queen
c) A fisherman
d) A carpenter
e) A call centre employee
f) Somebody who saved a child from drowning
g) A long lost relative
h) A brave soldier from Afghanistan (Check whether the not-killing commandment applies.)
How will he arrive at the TV studio to address the world (i.e. Britain)?
c) Christ on a bicycle
e) Flaming chariot (Check fire regulations.)
g) Carried by doves and/or angels
What language will he speak?
c) King James English
Funny how it's impossible to even contemplate J's return when every possibility is just plain ridiculous. Where WOULD he stay? Would he REALLY want to talk to a Pope? How WOULD he travel? Any answer sounds as silly as any other.