FTSE100 is God and only me and Fat Dwarf has realised. We must stop him before children get hurt. Fat Dwarf is too scared so I have to warn you myself. It's FTSE100. He is God. And he's Archie Macjoyce.
FTSE100 is God and only me and Fat Dwarf has realised. We must stop him before children get hurt. Fat Dwarf is too scared so I have to warn you myself. It's FTSE100. He is God. And he's Archie Macjoyce.
ItsSteveDave | July 30, 2012 - 15:58
I'm almost certain that any oddity or anomaly on this site has, to varying extents, been something to do with FTSE. Somehow I feel I've said too much, Mr. Pig - if that is your real name...
Archie_Macjoyce | July 30, 2012 - 16:17
I am Ketamine and Butlins and Communism and God. And FTSE.
marvin the pig | July 30, 2012 - 16:21
All right, so I'm a Territorial Pig, I just like to dress up at weekends. Where's the harm in that? Now they're going to send me to grub for roots in Afghanistan. I thought it was all just a game but they say I've accepted the Queen's potato peelings and now I have to go.
Before I go I want to put a stop to FTSE. We're here to write, not to have fun. Writing is serious.
White Dwarf | July 30, 2012 - 16:25
Fat Dwarf ought to be scared. Every time he posts a comment near FTSE it mysteriously disappears.
ItsSteveDave | July 30, 2012 - 16:38
So is FTSE everyone then? That would be terrifying and brilliant in a manaical evil genius kind of way.
lenchenelf | July 30, 2012 - 16:53
Tell-tale signs are a white cat and henchman named Stilleto...
Fat Dwarf | July 30, 2012 - 16:55
Every night I dream I'm FTSE. Sometimes I wake up to find it's true. Last time I mentioned his name I was abducted by aliens and probed for hours. His spies are everywhere.
Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again. FTSE was there. "The dwarf community is getting out of hand," he snarled menacingly. "Got a lawnmower, have you? Lawnmowers disappear. Happens all the time."
In the morning I found he'd taken my lawn and replaced it with a mowed one.
I am sore afraid. Yea, though I walk in the path of righteousness, still I fear I might become FTSE.
jolono | July 30, 2012 - 17:06
I'm Sparticus!
mouffette | July 30, 2012 - 17:32
There's a bit of FTSE in all of us. Embrace your inner FTSE. When you've finished, read my stories. They're better than his. :)
alibob | July 30, 2012 - 20:38
I'm actually a bit scared!!!....
nobody | July 31, 2012 - 04:17
How do you think I feel?
pepsoid | July 31, 2012 - 07:04
FTSE isn't me... is he?
I'm not sure!
Oh God... :/
(no not that God!)
pe
ps
oid
"the progenitor"
"the art of tea"
"that's an odd courgette"
blighters rock | July 31, 2012 - 09:55
Good to see you've come out of your shell(s), FTSE/God.
I know you're only having a bit of fun but Paul's the one I like best.
Archie_Macjoyce | July 31, 2012 - 19:48
I'm Biggus.
pepsoid | August 1, 2012 - 08:46
I'm more biggus.
pe
ps
oid
"the progenitor"
"the art of tea"
"that's an odd courgette"
ItsSteveDave | August 1, 2012 - 09:40
I'm biggust
lenchenelf | August 1, 2012 - 11:25
I'm not Biggus and it's bloody good thing that he's got a sense of humour.
FTSE100 | August 1, 2012 - 11:33
Has FTSE got a sense of humour? Has God?
Why can people claim to be FTSE but not Biggus???
lenchenelf | August 1, 2012 - 12:01
Past posts would suggest that Ftse100 does, indeed, have a good sense of humour :-0)
Archie_Macjoyce | August 1, 2012 - 14:21
Past decades, centuries and millennia would suggest that God has a sick sense of humour.
Depeche Mode agree with me on this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__VV94ziiQ
pepsoid | August 2, 2012 - 06:38
Oh yes, the Mode certainly knew how to write some cheery lyrics!
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/depeche+mode/blasphemous+rumours_20039337.h...
pe
ps
oid
"the progenitor"
"the art of tea"
"that's an odd courgette"
Jaws (not verified) | August 2, 2012 - 07:02
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen,
But everyone knows the trouble I've caused.
Wimbledon Tennis Jr.