Why do men always need new threads?

I dunno, but it always makes me feel masterful, stamping my mark on the virgin site. Or not.

You don't get many virgins around here to the pound...so I suppose it has that footprint in the snow crisp new feel....

Perhaps they rip the knees out of them when they fall on the tarmac with laughter having made repetitive fanny jokes during playtime? Won't be long before we get the Smeg bun in the oven joke followed by the Lone Ranger lamenting the day Tonto disguised himself as a door during series 2 and got his knob shot off.

You saw that episode too Stormy?

I'm going to smack your bottom Stormy. ps what is a fanny joke?

I had no idea you were into that sort of behaviour, wolfie. Not as innocent as you look eh? :-) A fanny joke is similar to a knob joke, different sex that's all. Or did you think I had made a typo? Heh heh!

I thought it was awfully fanny.

A complete wit. Or have I made a typo? What sort of behaviour would that be? (blushes profusely). I have been called many things in my life but alas, innocent has never been one of them...

You have always looked a picture of innocence to me Julia.

Thanks Missi...

The amount of threads started are in inverse proportion to the size of the penis of the poster. And the intellect. Evidently.