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Funniest so far: From: Francis Tia. NB! Please; get back to me through my private email: fran_tia19@yahoo.fr Dearest One, It is my pleasure to write you after much consideration since I can not be able to see you face to face at first. Being the only son of my late father, Mr. Steven Tia. I am 19 years of age. My late father was a limited liability Cocoa and Gold merchant based in Republic of Ghana before his untimely death. After his business trip to Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. A week after he came back from his trip , he was assassinated with my mother by his enemies (business colleages). Which my mother died, instantly, but my father died after five days in the hospital, on that faithful afternoon. I didn't know that my father was going to leave me after I had lost my mother. But before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die. He my father , (may his soul rest in perfect peace) he disclose to me that he deposited the sum of $9.5 million US dollars in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. That the money was meant for his Cocoa and Gold business he wanted to invest in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. Though, according to my father he deposited the money in the bank's suspense account,he disclosed to me where he kept the documents(Lodgement documents) issued to him by the bank and instructed me to seek for a life time investment abroad. I have succeeded in locating the bank and confirmed the existence with most honest and confidentiality .Now Due to the crices in Cote D'Ivoire I am soliciting for your assistance to help me transfer this money out from Abidjan to your account abroad so that we should invest it in any lucrative business in your country because this is my only hope in life. Your handsome reward is negotiable and I promise to compensate you greatly. Awaiting anxiously to hear from you so that we can discuss the modalities of this transaction. If this proposal is acceptable, please kindly contact me through e-mail address fr_tia@yahoo.fr immediately for more discussion. Thanks for your kind attention and mutual understanding . Best Regards, Francis Tia +22507705995 [%sig%]

Dear Alan, You`re indeed lucky because your email address that won you the sum of $2.5m was among the email accounts extracted you have been selected from a total number of 25,000 names drawn. You emerged as one of the Six lucky winners to take home the total sum of $2.5m each. Attached to this mail is the Claims verification form .Endearvour to fill it duly and send back as an attachment via email to my desk through this address: philip_o43@tiscali.co.uk so i can proceed with effecting the release of your winnings to you. Congratulation from everyone here. Mr Philip Oswald, International Claims Agent i can' wait, i'm so excited i could crush a grape

choose - i just got that one too - it seems we have had our respecive details passed on by the same mailing list. You didnt tell me you were also subscribed to the crochet for naturists e-group!?

No Liana, I think it's probably Mud Wrestlers Monthly.

Oh god... dont start that again...

It ain't from us - the firewalls are firmly in place!

Well, ain't that odd? I've just won it, too! Last week I won the Luckyday lotto as well. Oh yes! I'm definitely rolling in it. I might invest in a new pair of slippers...

Blast i've already spent it.

Blast! I was counting on that new server.

I want a new computer and The Darkness.

What all of them, Freda? That's a bit much. Take the others and I'll have Justin.

If you want Darkness just remove the fuses for lighting the house.

Rachel... is that with or without the Gold Lame jumpsuit ?

Oooh with of course. And the squeaky voice. So do I get him?

Yes you can have him, i don't think there will be many disputing your claim. Can i have Beyonce?

oh i want Justin too , just for the christmas period though. You could have him next year Rachel.

Unfortunately Flash, Ms Knowles has had a better offer so this is a close as you'll get: . [%sig%]

A better offer than me? Are you sure? Oh dear! oh dear this link you've is just a sleazy porn site. tut tut. Even here divineness is being exploited by the dirty mac brigade. I might be gone for half an hour or so.

Sloppy seconds Freda? Oh go on then...

Good heavens!!

We are talking our very own Justin Thyme aren't we?

Well i assumed they were.

Does JT have a gold lamé jumpsuit then? Ding Dong!

He's certainly got some very fine waistcoats - will they do?

No. Men in waistcoats make me feel a bit funny. It's british rail guards you see...

Mine's all gold lame, just like the stuff around my cap. It makes me feel very important. Tickets please!

Pork Pie?

Ive won it too.. but apparently i am a loser now i am telling you.. i have broken the strict confidentiality... tsk... lookit me throwing away millions of dollars...