SHHH
No matter how absurd
It may be when it’s heard
People will believe it
When you whisper it
LETS FACE IT
Some days you’ll find
You’re the dog you see
While on other days
You get to be the tree
CLEVER
I like this saying
I think its clever
Its better to copulate
Than never
DANGER ZONE
Don’t you just hate drivers
Who jump traffic light on red
Leaving chaos in their wake
And leaving someone dead
BMI
I am not obese
Let’s get that right
I am not even fat
I’m just under height
A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
I think on balance its better
To have a horrible end
Than it is to have
Horrors without end
HORROR
Its better to have
A horrible end
Than to have
Horrors without end
