Dave wanted to take a few days off
But he had already used all his holidays
So he thought if he acted mad
He might get sent home for a few days
So he hung upside down from a light fitting
And made a selection of funny noises
Blonde Bimbette the office temp,
Asked him what on earth he was doing
“I’m pretending to be a light bulb”
He said “In this ceiling light array
So the Boss will think I’m mad
And send me home for a few days”
Then the boss came in to the office
And asked what the hell he was doing
He told him “I’m a light bulb of course”
As he hung upside down from a light fitting
The boss said he was suffering from stress
And should go home for a few days
So he jumped down from the ceiling
And left the office for his bonus holidays
Then Bimbette the temp headed for the door
“Where are you going?" the boss had to ask
"Well I'm going home too” she replied
“You can’t expect me to work in the dark”
