Where Are The Grrrrls?

what just the Lone Ranger and Tonto? Jesus, Paul, who did they fight? each other? (*thinks figures were really boring in Paul's day*). don't really know about Gundam. the rag guy was cool. he had two swords as i recall. trust you to have Gambit. can't believe you didn't have Mr Sinister or Apocalypse!

They're never in the shops!

i see they're running a new banner ad on the forums: be spontaneous... surpriseyourwoman.com i think i ought to clarify for Martin's benefit that this isn't a subliminal message for furry bill to make an appearance this evening!

hm. *feigning casual indifference* what kind of action figures, H? Star Wars ones?

i was surprised earlier ... or was i?

I sure am a bit behind here so let me catch up. First Chant, grabing body parts just to let you know I'm all in tack but must admit I could do with a new pair of legs, They look fine but don't take me far, if I where you I'd start collecting some parts for yourself now and put them by as it comes to us all or have you already that found out? Janiemack, remember I'v seen you in person and you not only don't need lipstick or any other makeup as your face is lovely as it is. Fish, I do love the pinks but went out the other day to explore the lipstick scene found a lovely lavender, plus iridescent purple, plus silver lipsticks they have gone up in price a lot as two were £7odd and one £4, you might call this old fashioned but I have lots of clothes and when I go out special everything has to match hence the silver lipstick although must admit I haven't tried it yet. Now to possession's I have a big double garage really you could hold a disco in it thats of cause if it wasn't so junked up and I still I get an over spill into my through lounge. I think thats all folk's if I have left anything out let me know and I will include it in my next post. By for now...

*Pouts in her silk dressing gown, whilst putting on 'her face' to go work*

*starts thinking Beef must look like The Master when he ran out of regenerations before going to work.*

sorry beef ... errr ... what lippy is that by the way??? *imagines beef in 1920's turban*

Fish is right. We need a pastel perspective...no actually a lurid pink perspective....sod the washed out hue... Now frilly...even for Fish I would find it difficult. Have you ever seen a wolf in frills? I'd look like Red Riding Hood's Grandma...

wolfie! how was your trip to exotic parts? and i take your point about looking like red riding hood's grandma ... it's an image i might use to scare the kids ... mind you i do reckon i have seen you wearing lipstick ... am i mistaken? *takes pot of emulsion and brush and begins to transform abc forums into lush hot pink paradise* (had some left over from painting the hall)

Exotic parts explored and adored. I never wear lipstick! I have unusually coloured lips.... (And Michael Jackson is a natural beauty).

Add a testosterone bypass to our friskier members and you might be onto something.

hmmmm good idea paul ... i think i have some polar bear equipment in the back of the cupboard somewhere left over from a thread way back in the mists of time ... and glad you had a good time wolfie ... now where is that pesky liana when a frilly lippy thread is required???

She is busy at Lipstick Anonymous.....telling her vices to a roomful of pouting laydeeeees...

aha! i knew she must be up to something ... i went to blackpool for a day ... had the most wonderful time in the Tower Ballroom ... what a place ... what marvellous cake! but the rest of blackpool! gosh it was all tits and swearing ...

All tits and swearing. Sounds like the ABC threads

home from home stephen ... anyway that's a lovely shirt you're wearing ...

clashes a bit with the purple nail polish though

and I thought I'd turned the webcam off!

have you tried the sparkly stuff over the purple stephen? ... quite a lovely effect ...

And just today I was wondering: where are tan63 and linsi? and we still have heard not peep number one from Lisa Mangan on her 'round the world trip. oh, I also miss Sarah Browne... So, where are they?

hmmm ... don't know JT ... was also just thinking we hadn't heard from that minx janeymack ... is she on her holidays?

i think you'll find that Jay has been systematically disposing of them and assuming their body parts.

*gasps*

Liana is on her way home by road so she probably cant log on at the moment. I too have wondered about Tanya and Linsi but I can tell you Sarah is fine, she just doesn't come here much anymore.

hmmm ... looking at karl's post above this one ... i think there may be an answer ...

hello!! I haven't been on holiday more's the pity.. just doing a bit of TEFl teaching and it's back to the school grindstone on Monday. Booooooo. My bedroom is painted mauve on two walls and pink on one and white on the other. i've got one pink and one purple ostrich feathers sticking out from behind my mirror and have two bright pink cushions sitting on my mauve duvet. Sounds a bit garish but what's wrong with a bit of gare every so often? Enough squabbling boyos...

*faints with pleasure*

see. the Grrrls are still here. it's just their taste in home decor that's missing.

oh that's rich coming from someone with black and red geometric bedroom wallpaper and black ash bedside table ...

um, think you'll find that's Liana, actually.

ooooh no ... i know you bachelor types ...

This is a sexist thread, and by the powers invested in me by the Equality4Boys Commissioner, I am inserting a male quota into this discussion. Boys have pink things too you know.

balls to you ... equality has no place here!

*waves pink fluffy gonads*

*Rushes in in excitement, tripps and falls over edge of pink, fluffy rug*

*helps vicky up* there now dear ... fancy a nice cup of tea and a pink wafer biscuit? now mr. quallops ... if you want to wave those about you will have to find another thread ... plenty to choose from ... *puts kettle on* (borrowed from ralph but sprayed pink)

no, no, Fish, you're hopelessly out of date. my little room is too little for a bedside table, i'm afraid. i have to sit my laptop on my bed when i want to use it. the wallpaper, and i use that word wrongly here, is cheap white. i have blue-tacked my poems onto the walls to give the room a more homely feel. the handles have come off my meagre chest of drawers, and i have had to sellotape them back on, again, to give the room a more homely feel. there is nothing pink or black in my room. my bedsheets were originally red, but have not been washed for so long they have acquired a colour unique to themselves which i doubt you'll find in your durex colour chart.

I just discovered some pink wafer biscuits at the back of the cupboard and was delighted...until I found that they were so stale that they stuck to the roof of my mouth... A cup of tea sounds mighty fine...with a dash of Jack Daniels in it (the school holidays could turn us all into potential alcoholics).

*participates in pink fluffy gonad 'Mexican wave' initiated by E. Quallopps.*

i was having a conversation with a mate of mine recently ... her boyfriend has just moved into a flat and he has no Stuff ... all the women i know have houses full of Stuff ... small stuff and big stuff ... candles photos pictures mirrors etc. but men who live on their own dont seem to have any stuff ... why is this?

i have books. lots of books. and cds. other than that...stuff. hm. why would i want it? stuff just gets in the way, fills up drawers. am not an acquisitive kind of person. when i go round markets with girls, their eyes light up at stuff that just looks like junk to me. i also like to feel i can clear out of a place at any time with the minimum of effort.

Thanks Fish, have a coconut whirl

Have more stuff than I know what to do with.

ah but tom ... you don't live alone ...

Thankfully . . . But we have no make-up . . .

anything pink?

Me?

home decor tom ...