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Matt Damon?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?? Matt Damon!!!!!!!! Ah, well.

Who the hell is Matt Damon?

For me....I'm thinking a hybrid between Tim Allen and Crispin Glover. (Of course you cannot physically do that, but with computer graphics and whatnot, why not?)

what about a young John Hurt, H? surely the actor who used to play Captain Birdseye for Tom?

He's a bit of a pretty boy, Missi, perhaps chosen to play me because he got savaged by Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting for being young and arrogant (although it was a test, I think, since Williams was in the 'wise old chap' role.)

yeah, one wonders what kind of shape Good Will Hunting was in before it reached Gus Van Sant. *still pushing heavily for Captain Birdseye for Tom.*

julia roberts????????????? yuk

well think up your own then! *pouts*

Stormy - Freddie Mercury Missi - Fatima Whitbread Fish - Christine Hamilton Henstoat - McCauley Culkin Justyn - Anthony Hopkins Jay - Prunela Scales Vicky - Kylie Minogue Hox - Billy Connolly Jackie - Julie Walters Jude - Zoe Ball Karl - Brad Pitt Stephen D - Vinnie Jones Funky - John Holt Ralph Dartford - Jack Nicholson

If you knew me better Vicky, you'd be thinking more along the lines of Russell Crowe.

With slippers.

And a stunt Mullett.

I think you done well Vicky just a small criticism I didn't see the words. A Young Judi Dench...

CHRISTINE HAMILTON????????????? *paints target on karl's nose*

What about Liana, and me? Any ideas?

Hell in that case Hox I WANNA know you better! Jay.... Judi Dench is as far as I'm conserned the epitome of British Actresses...just the way she is. Besides...she IS young. Karl...I'm not sure I'd look very good in THAT dress..:) I'd say I'm more of a Melisa Gilbert myself Fish I was thinking Erin Brockovich... I can definately see you in that role Hen.. just be glad I didn't say Leonardo di Caprio....

You can't dislike Ralph that much, Karl! Jack Nicholson is always a thoroughly enjoyable actor. By the same logic, your estimation of me has obviously plummeted. ;-) Vicky - I *am* glad. Thank you for sparing me! I'd like to be played by a rejuvinated John Hurt or Patrick McGoohan, or a ressurrected Jeremy Brett.

Fish & Henstoat, only joking, but you both know that. Henstoat - The blonde kid in that life assurance ad who talks to his dad about mutual trusts and grown-up things. Fish - Elizabeth Montgomery

I'm more of an old black-and-white movie fan myself, soooo: Fish....Shirley Temple Karl....Jimmy Cagney Missi....Spencer Tracy Stormy...Charlie Chaplin Vicky.....Jayne Russell Liana....Joan Crawford Justyn....George Raft Tom....as Himself Here's lookin at you, kids........

This is one of the best threads for a long time. Tony Cook - Kojak!

John Bird - Ray Winstone

Ice... James Dean Hox....who the hell is Jayne Russel?

I always say Tony as more of a Colombo type Karl:) MYB...Father Ted Mykle...Dustin Hoffman

Vicky, http://www.bombshells.com/gallery/russell/index.shtml

oh okay... i'll let you off...:)

Oh dear, we've forgotten Mr Gardiner............ *considers costs of libel action* Roger Moore?

*chokes on tea* Justyn ....Kenneth Branagh Jude....Helen Bonam Carter Tom....John Cusak Liana...Seven of Nine

mmmm, a trekkie crewlist: Picard....Tony Cook Riker.....Barenib Data.....Henstoat Geordie....Geordietaff Troy.....Fish Borg queen...Liana ( Resistance IS futile ) Kirk....Karl Spock...Chant Scottie....Stormy Chekov....Martin McCoy....Justyn

perhaps Iceman could be a Klingon?

Me, John Cusack! Blimey! Thanks, Vicky. *hopes no-one directs Vicky's attention to the Birdseye fish finger advert*

Vicky after your exclamation I'll willing be Judi Dench and her acting didn't come to mind as she is!!! the best and one of my favourites but I really did think she was old, but then so am I but you youngsters don't understand we don't want it admit to it. Oh, Oh, Oh, I have just writen that top part, I wonder what makes me tick sometimes, this time mybe its because I didn't go to bed last night as after tv I was on here all night partly doing e-mails partly on here so haven't had any shut eye yet and I'm still here. I have just gone back to the beginning to check who started this thread as I thought it was you Vicky and low and behold not!!! for the first time, got it all wrong again didn't realise properly what it was about which is what I'v always wanted to do and be,>>>>>>Sigh's if only!!! Now know Vicky you were giving me a very high honour indeed so I kneel at your feet until you forgive me only don't leave me down there to long as I might not be able to get up>>>>>>>>>Wonder if my name sake Judi Dench has the same problem hope so then we can pray together and became friends>>>>>>> Another pipe dream, I have to ask myself why!!! do I keep putting myself through this hell...

I'm feeling utterly left out in the trekie crew line-up. Obviously, I must be Man #3 who dies in the third episode. Okay, here's mine: Iceman - Vanilla Ice (joke!) Fish - Susan Sarandon Karl Wiggins - James Tolkan ("Back to the Future" -- not necessarily his character) Stormy - Ewan MacGregor Andrew Pack - Kevin Kline, maybe Mississippi - Oliver Reed Henstoat - I have no idea...say... Matt Damon Tony Dickens - Sean Connery Tom Saunders - Jim Broadbent Justyn_Thyme - most definitely Anthony Hopkins ;) Ralph - Tom Hanks Liana - the young Maggie Smith Andrea - Judi Dench Jude - Marisa Tomei Tony Cook - Patrick Stewart Mark YB (where did he run off to?) - a living Terry-Thomas

Data, eh? That's more like it.

Don, Oliver Reed is f***in' dead! And so will you be if there's anymore casting like that! Justyn is more of a Sydney Greenstreet type I think. Come on Karl, Fishy is more Dawn French than Christine Hamilton :-) (thankful to be left out of the Trekkie movie)

i forgive you jay...... now get up won't you, it can't be very comfortable down there!! if i see judy i'll ask her for you :)

.....i wanna be nurse chambers:)

Steven Gardiner - Jeremy Irons Fish - Tanita Tikaram (okay I know she's a singer) Mississ - I know he's dead but it would have to be Oliver Reed. Stormy - John Travolta

stephen gardiner should be played by jeff goldblum's dad ... bob hoskins bigger younger brother for karl ...

Missi isn't dead, is he? Fish! Bob Hoskins older brother!!!!! How can you say I'm older than Bob Hoskins? And how can you say he's bigger than me? I know neither of us are Londoners, but ..... Goes off and sulks.

By the way, I thought Ray Winston for John Bird was brilliant! Even if I do say so myself.

In the nicest possible way, @!#$ you fish

Vicky - Jayne Russell was a big 50s movie star, starred in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes with Marilyn Munroe. Jayne was very good looking too, apparently :)

thats alright then:)

Jane Russell Biography Born Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell, on June 21, 1921, in Bemidji, Minnesota. Voluptuous star of Hollywood films, TV, and nightclubs whose cleavage provided the most crucial issue in the controversy surrounding the public showing of Howard Hughes's The Outlaw in the 40s. The daughter of a former actress, she worked as a chiropodist's receptionist, modeled for a photographer, and studied acting at Max Reinhardt's Theatrical Workshop and with Maria Ouspenskaya before her 38-inch bustline came to the attention of Hughes, who was conducting a nationwide chest hunt for the film's leading female role. The film, mild and innocuous in today's terms, was completed and briefly shown in 1941, released briefly in 1943, but not officially released until January 1950. Meanwhile, it resulted in much vulgar publicity for its star, who was once introduced by Bob Hope as ``the two and only Miss Russell.'' She survived the image, however, and subsequently proved she had other, less obvious talents, playing with proficiency an assortment of roles, typically as a cynical, experienced dame. One of her most remembered roles was in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" with Marilyn Monroe.

*ha,ha,ha* Posted the wrong way around..To much banana skins

I think that's a great idea. A real online detective story, smoking out the trolls.

*smiles winningly at sgardiner*

Proverb Sometimes we reflect our inadequicies on other people to save us looking i ward.. I have tested this theory in life, watching many people. Eg A girl started work at the charity shop were i work some time ago. She talked so much when she came in. When i work in the shop i just get stuck in and do my work, so to some one who didn't know me they could assume i was naturally quiet any way the next week i came in i overheard this new girl who had just started that it was always the quiet ones you had to watch as i walked by. She looked at me at the same time like she was some sort of lord or something. The next week i seen her take ten pound out of the till, and i looked at her with pure hate, who did she think she was talking to me like that and saying to other people

Not a book I'd buy.

you win