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A CAR FULL OF TOTTIE

First published on March 16, 2012 - 09:58  | 134 reads

A CAUTIONARY TALE

First published on March 7, 2013 - 12:21  | 40 reads

A CAUTIONARY TALE

First published on July 14, 2008 - 09:11  | 917 reads

A MAN AND WOMAN WERE TALKING

First published on September 29, 2012 - 15:48  | 125 reads

A NIGHT WITH A FIT BIRD

First published on October 11, 2007 - 09:14  | 2209 reads

A STIFF DRINK

First published on April 19, 2010 - 09:07  | 430 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A BASQUE?

First published on November 4, 2011 - 00:00  | 214 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A BLUSH?

First published on July 12, 2012 - 08:41  | 111 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A BODY STOCKING?

First published on August 28, 2011 - 10:00  | 388 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A BRA?

First published on August 4, 2011 - 09:28  | 284 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A CORSET?

First published on January 3, 2012 - 10:13  | 170 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A CROSS?

First published on January 15, 2013 - 11:46  | 45 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A FEATHER BOA?

First published on June 25, 2012 - 09:10  | 126 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A FLAT CAP?

First published on August 18, 2012 - 10:44  | 118 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A GIRDLE?

First published on November 1, 2011 - 09:27  | 248 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A HALO?

First published on May 26, 2012 - 08:09  | 115 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A JOHNNY?

First published on October 10, 2012 - 08:56  | 107 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A LACE UP CORSET?

First published on March 23, 2013 - 11:26  | 44 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A NEGLIGEE?

First published on February 25, 2012 - 10:51  | 137 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A PETTICOAT?

First published on April 25, 2013 - 13:32  | 36 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A PLEATED SKIRT?

First published on September 4, 2012 - 08:29  | 107 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A PROPHYLACTIC?

First published on January 19, 2013 - 09:33  | 37 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A PUZZLED EXPRESSION?

First published on February 24, 2013 - 12:23  | 46 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A RUBBER?

First published on January 20, 2013 - 10:44  | 44 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A SASH?

First published on June 28, 2012 - 08:34  | 132 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A SHEEPDOG BRA?

First published on September 18, 2011 - 15:42  | 934 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?

First published on October 1, 2012 - 08:59  | 117 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A SMILE?

First published on May 19, 2012 - 09:08  | 125 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A TEDDY?

First published on September 16, 2011 - 09:14  | 339 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A TRENCH COAT?

First published on May 14, 2012 - 16:14  | 131 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A UNION SUIT?

First published on July 29, 2012 - 08:49  | 118 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A VEST?

First published on October 12, 2011 - 10:03  | 231 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A WAISTCOAT?

First published on June 22, 2012 - 08:32  | 110 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A WONDER BRA?

First published on January 6, 2012 - 10:09  | 170 reads

ARE YOU WEARING AMERICAN PANTS?

First published on May 11, 2012 - 08:43  | 112 reads

ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSLIP?

First published on April 21, 2013 - 08:47  | 44 reads

ARE YOU WEARING BIG KNICKERS?

First published on October 22, 2011 - 10:10  | 242 reads

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK?

First published on August 7, 2011 - 10:34  | 274 reads

ARE YOU WEARING CAMI KNICKERS?

First published on October 2, 2011 - 09:19  | 669 reads

ARE YOU WEARING DUNGAREES?

First published on October 2, 2012 - 08:47  | 138 reads

ARE YOU WEARING FALSIES?

First published on March 26, 2012 - 09:07  | 164 reads

ARE YOU WEARING FISHNET STOCKINGS?

First published on March 17, 2012 - 10:24  | 136 reads

ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER?

First published on September 15, 2012 - 08:27  | 70 reads

ARE YOU WEARING JODHPURS?

First published on September 6, 2012 - 08:27  | 126 reads

ARE YOU WEARING LACE GARTERS?

First published on March 28, 2013 - 10:24  | 23 reads

ARE YOU WEARING LACE?

First published on October 15, 2011 - 08:21  | 193 reads

ARE YOU WEARING LONG UNDERWEAR?

First published on September 11, 2011 - 09:53  | 244 reads

ARE YOU WEARING ONE?

First published on May 20, 2012 - 09:45  | 121 reads

ARE YOU WEARING PANTS?

First published on September 25, 2011 - 10:06  | 250 reads

ARE YOU WEARING SCENT?

First published on June 16, 2012 - 19:25  | 160 reads

ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARTERS?

First published on August 14, 2011 - 09:55  | 269 reads

ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING CHIC?

First published on August 19, 2012 - 09:50  | 130 reads

ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING SEXY?

First published on May 5, 2012 - 11:05  | 128 reads

ARE YOU WEARING STILETTOS?

First published on August 1, 2012 - 09:40  | 128 reads

ARE YOU WEARING SUSPENDERS?

First published on October 9, 2011 - 10:05  | 244 reads

ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A REASON?

First published on July 8, 2012 - 10:37  | 114 reads

ARE YOU WEARING THERMALS?

First published on October 16, 2011 - 10:55  | 227 reads

ARE YOU WEARING TIGHTS?

First published on January 2, 2012 - 10:40  | 169 reads

ARE YOU WEARING UNDERWEAR?

First published on August 26, 2011 - 15:31  | 247 reads

ARE YOU WEARING VELVET?

First published on May 8, 2013 - 12:31  | 40 reads

ARE YOU WEARING WELLIES?

First published on September 21, 2012 - 08:44  | 124 reads

ARE YOU WEARING WHISKERS?

First published on May 16, 2012 - 08:56  | 136 reads

ARE YOU WEARING WINTER UNDERWEAR?

First published on January 5, 2013 - 10:00  | 36 reads

AWKWARD TEENAGE MOMENTS

First published on April 22, 2011 - 11:49  | 425 reads

BENDY WENDY

First published on May 10, 2011 - 09:27  | 274 reads

BI THE WAY

First published on February 25, 2008 - 10:06  | 902 reads

BINGO, BANGO, BONGO

First published on June 8, 2010 - 08:55  | 455 reads

BIRDS

First published on February 20, 2008 - 09:48  | 871 reads

BITCHIN’ BABE

First published on June 13, 2010 - 10:58  | 345 reads

BLASTED

First published on January 17, 2007 - 10:14  | 1073 reads

BREATHLESS

First published on October 9, 2007 - 13:53  | 1045 reads

BRIDGE ANYONE?

First published on December 24, 2007 - 20:38  | 1066 reads

BUFF

First published on October 5, 2012 - 08:42  | 124 reads

CAUGHT

First published on June 4, 2008 - 09:16  | 857 reads

CLEVER

First published on January 28, 2009 - 14:10  | 571 reads

COLLAR AND CUFFS

First published on November 8, 2010 - 10:05  | 433 reads

COMING OF AGE

First published on May 15, 2011 - 08:41  | 435 reads

CONCUPISCENCE # 2

First published on May 5, 2010 - 09:42  | 379 reads

CONCUPISCENCE # 3

First published on May 9, 2010 - 11:56  | 378 reads

CONCUPISCENCE # 4

First published on May 11, 2010 - 09:20  | 413 reads

DESPERATELY SEEKING TOTTIE

First published on April 30, 2010 - 10:23  | 371 reads

DO YOU HAVE A BRAZILIAN?

First published on January 7, 2012 - 10:33  | 132 reads

DO YOU NEED A BAG

First published on July 23, 2012 - 09:14  | 94 reads

DRIVING RAIN

First published on May 22, 2010 - 10:14  | 367 reads

FCUK

First published on June 6, 2008 - 10:28  | 902 reads

FEELING A BIT GINGER

First published on August 3, 2010 - 09:55  | 430 reads

FLASH GAME

First published on January 31, 2012 - 11:22  | 131 reads

GAYNOR

First published on March 24, 2012 - 10:54  | 120 reads

GERTY

First published on June 20, 2011 - 09:44  | 269 reads

GLORY OF THE DAWN

First published on September 23, 2010 - 09:33  | 346 reads

I AM THE WOMAN

First published on April 7, 2010 - 11:26  | 631 reads

I KISSED A GIRL # 1

First published on June 12, 2011 - 11:31  | 278 reads

I SURRENDER

First published on January 8, 2008 - 09:42  | 940 reads

IN DAYS OF OLD

First published on June 28, 2007 - 08:44  | 1074 reads

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO

First published on February 4, 2012 - 09:47  | 138 reads

IN THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

First published on May 16, 2010 - 09:36  | 369 reads

IT’S A MUST-O

First published on October 6, 2011 - 09:15  | 240 reads

I’D WAITED AN HOUR UP THAT TREE

First published on October 17, 2011 - 08:55  | 200 reads

I’M A CRUMPET MAN

First published on June 9, 2013 - 12:38  | 34 reads

JOE AND MABEL

First published on March 17, 2012 - 10:21  | 137 reads

JUST ABOUT SEX

First published on April 26, 2007 - 09:43  | 1074 reads

LECHEROUS

First published on October 15, 2011 - 08:23  | 194 reads

LEFT A BIT, RIGHT A BIT

First published on March 18, 2012 - 15:37  | 141 reads

LES GIRLS

First published on May 30, 2008 - 08:48  | 772 reads

LET’S FACE IT

First published on May 20, 2009 - 10:12  | 535 reads

LIQUID TO SOLID

First published on May 27, 2010 - 08:49  | 414 reads

LOOSE WOMEN

First published on October 7, 2011 - 09:00  | 233 reads

LOVE

First published on June 22, 2008 - 10:17  | 772 reads

LOVE IS

First published on July 27, 2007 - 08:41  | 1052 reads

MARTI

First published on June 28, 2011 - 09:21  | 284 reads

MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE

First published on June 3, 2008 - 16:08  | 749 reads

MY TACTIC

First published on July 11, 2012 - 08:48  | 144 reads

MY WIFE AND I ARE VOYEURS

First published on August 29, 2012 - 10:59  | 155 reads

NAKED LUST

First published on October 24, 2011 - 10:32  | 312 reads

NAUGHTY BUT NICE

First published on June 14, 2008 - 15:24  | 792 reads

NOBODY IS PERFECT

First published on October 1, 2011 - 14:59  | 237 reads

NOSEGAY

First published on July 5, 2007 - 08:50  | 1053 reads

NOT BEING PREVIOUS

First published on March 7, 2008 - 10:29  | 851 reads

NUCLEAR PETUNIA

First published on May 14, 2011 - 08:56  | 258 reads

OF SWEET GARDENIAS

First published on January 16, 2013 - 10:25  | 30 reads

OH OBJECT OF MY DESIRE

First published on August 24, 2011 - 14:12  | 250 reads

OODLES

First published on October 23, 2011 - 11:51  | 240 reads

OUT OF MY LEAGUE # 1

First published on September 13, 2012 - 08:58  | 123 reads

OUT OF MY LEAGUE # 2

First published on September 14, 2012 - 08:37  | 113 reads

PANDORA

First published on April 27, 2010 - 09:10  | 396 reads

PARTY FAVOURS DECLINED

First published on May 9, 2011 - 09:35  | 289 reads

PERVERTED PETE

First published on July 19, 2007 - 08:50  | 2244 reads

PHILANDER

First published on April 29, 2010 - 09:35  | 372 reads

PLAYING DRESS UP

First published on April 30, 2010 - 10:25  | 379 reads

POP

First published on August 2, 2008 - 10:37  | 777 reads

POSH TOTTIE

First published on September 4, 2011 - 12:31  | 359 reads

PREMATURE FALLASY

First published on October 13, 2007 - 11:43  | 1029 reads

PUT THEM ON

First published on December 20, 2008 - 15:22  | 824 reads

PUT THEM ON

First published on January 22, 2007 - 10:54  | 1031 reads

QUICKIES

First published on January 29, 2007 - 11:40  | 1077 reads

RAMBUNCTIOUS

First published on July 4, 2011 - 09:08  | 279 reads

RESTLESS NIGHT

First published on July 2, 2007 - 10:12  | 1034 reads

ROSE TINTED GOGGLES

First published on May 10, 2010 - 09:31  | 343 reads

ROSES ARE RED

First published on March 5, 2007 - 13:07  | 1050 reads

ROSES WERE RED

First published on June 27, 2010 - 11:17  | 359 reads

ROUGH SILK

First published on July 23, 2011 - 10:40  | 250 reads

SAFETY FIRST

First published on January 3, 2008 - 10:00  | 974 reads

SCIENTIFIC SEX

First published on December 21, 2007 - 09:36  | 1087 reads

SELF DISCIPLINED

First published on January 22, 2012 - 11:29  | 120 reads

SEX AID

First published on March 7, 2012 - 12:11  | 134 reads

SEX EDUCATION

First published on December 11, 2007 - 09:58  | 1139 reads

SEX GAMES

First published on September 25, 2007 - 14:49  | 1044 reads

SEX IN SUBURBIA

First published on February 19, 2012 - 10:35  | 145 reads

SEX IS

First published on March 12, 2008 - 09:59  | 824 reads

SEX MATTERS

First published on February 5, 2007 - 12:46  | 1034 reads

SEX TOY

First published on March 6, 2008 - 10:21  | 801 reads

SEX TOY UPGRADE

First published on March 24, 2008 - 16:22  | 746 reads

SEX WITHOUT LOVE

First published on March 11, 2008 - 09:52  | 873 reads

SEXUAL DISCRIMITATION

First published on December 23, 2007 - 10:06  | 1066 reads

SEXUAL DUTY

First published on December 11, 2007 - 09:56  | 1057 reads

SEXUAL POLITICS # 4

First published on January 10, 2008 - 15:19  | 854 reads

SEXUAL POLITICS # 4

First published on June 17, 2007 - 10:23  | 1149 reads

SEXY WEATHER

First published on May 31, 2008 - 10:29  | 817 reads

SEXYGEN

First published on June 7, 2008 - 09:27  | 884 reads

SHE WAS A SIREN

First published on June 30, 2011 - 08:57  | 260 reads

SILENT SEX

First published on January 29, 2008 - 09:46  | 954 reads

SINGLE GIRLS

First published on November 12, 2011 - 10:42  | 272 reads

SO PLEASE MAKE NO MISTAKE

First published on May 30, 2013 - 09:03  | 18 reads

SOLICITING

First published on February 13, 2011 - 10:54  | 314 reads

SOME LIKE A GIRL

First published on September 19, 2011 - 10:05  | 235 reads

SOMETHING NEW

First published on January 11, 2008 - 11:05  | 902 reads

SPAM, SPAM AND MORE SPAM

First published on April 3, 2011 - 09:51  | 426 reads

SPECIAL DELIVERY

First published on November 12, 2011 - 10:41  | 242 reads

SWEET GIRL

First published on March 7, 2011 - 14:23  | 267 reads

SWING

First published on July 24, 2009 - 08:46  | 413 reads

SWINGERS

First published on February 23, 2013 - 10:27  | 41 reads

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

First published on April 20, 2010 - 09:01  | 383 reads

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FAVOURS

First published on June 27, 2012 - 08:25  | 124 reads

THAT FIT’S

First published on June 20, 2007 - 15:06  | 1072 reads

THAT RINGS A BELL

First published on July 10, 2007 - 09:00  | 1033 reads

THATS RARE

First published on January 10, 2008 - 15:23  | 948 reads

THAT’S A RELIEF

First published on March 18, 2011 - 12:16  | 292 reads

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE THREE

First published on July 3, 2007 - 08:54  | 1588 reads

THE CALL OF THE WILD

First published on September 27, 2010 - 09:05  | 339 reads

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 1

First published on August 20, 2011 - 07:57  | 352 reads

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 2

First published on August 27, 2011 - 09:54  | 262 reads

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 3

First published on September 3, 2011 - 14:34  | 267 reads

THE COMMANDO GIRL # 4

First published on September 10, 2011 - 12:36  | 263 reads

THE FAIR GAME

First published on June 8, 2013 - 09:38  | 12 reads

THE LIBERTINE

First published on May 7, 2010 - 10:50  | 375 reads

THE MOMENT I ENTERED HER

First published on August 9, 2012 - 10:05  | 119 reads

THE STUFF OF DREAMS

First published on September 17, 2012 - 13:05  | 123 reads

THE SURE THING

First published on October 16, 2011 - 10:57  | 225 reads

THE THING ABOUT SEX

First published on June 1, 2008 - 00:29  | 754 reads

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ACTION

First published on February 11, 2012 - 10:44  | 122 reads

THE WALKING WOUNDED

First published on October 21, 2011 - 09:04  | 221 reads

THERE IS MORE TO SEX THAN LUST

First published on September 9, 2011 - 10:12  | 249 reads

THEY’RE ON THE MOVE

First published on August 29, 2011 - 11:23  | 350 reads

TOP OF THE LINE

First published on July 9, 2011 - 09:12  | 226 reads

TOTTERING TOTTIE

First published on August 30, 2011 - 09:51  | 214 reads

TWO WAY FAMILY FAVOURITES

First published on September 4, 2008 - 09:39  | 909 reads

WENDY FOY

First published on September 16, 2012 - 10:03  | 138 reads

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

First published on July 25, 2007 - 08:52  | 1048 reads

WHEN I LOOK

First published on February 21, 2007 - 09:48  | 1091 reads

WORLD WIDE WEB

First published on June 5, 2008 - 09:58  | 777 reads

WOW YOU SMELL GREAT!

First published on May 28, 2010 - 08:44  | 436 reads

YOU ARE A WOMAN

First published on September 15, 2011 - 08:55  | 412 reads

YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CAKE

First published on August 9, 2008 - 11:22  | 705 reads

YOU WOULDN’T SMILE AT ME # 13

First published on September 6, 2011 - 09:21  | 270 reads

YOU WOULDN’T SMILE AT ME # 14

First published on September 3, 2011 - 14:32  | 261 reads

YOU WOULDN’T SMILE AT ME # 15

First published on September 28, 2011 - 13:18  | 279 reads

YOUNG LOVERS # 2

First published on May 6, 2010 - 09:45  | 326 reads

YOURE NEVER TOO OLD

First published on January 26, 2007 - 09:48  | 1104 reads