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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TOURIST

First published on September 8, 2008 - 09:08  | 765 reads

A WORD OF CAUTION

First published on April 27, 2007 - 09:04  | 1061 reads

ALCOHOL IS NOT THE ANSWER

First published on January 31, 2013 - 09:40  | 27 reads

ALPEN DANGER

First published on July 21, 2011 - 10:20  | 365 reads

ARE YOU WEARING A HAIRNET?

First published on October 11, 2012 - 08:41  | 94 reads

ARE YOU WEARING BODY PAINT?

First published on February 27, 2012 - 10:29  | 148 reads

ARE YOU WEARING CHANEL?

First published on June 1, 2012 - 08:46  | 71 reads

ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?

First published on August 12, 2012 - 09:01  | 92 reads

ARE YOU WEARING STEAK?

First published on October 16, 2012 - 08:52  | 54 reads

ASK A STUPID QUESTION # 1

First published on February 10, 2013 - 09:39  | 128 reads

BEEF AND CHICKEN

First published on May 10, 2013 - 08:35  | 14 reads

BRITISH MANHOOD

First published on February 3, 2012 - 09:53  | 115 reads

BURNT OFFERINGS

First published on August 12, 2011 - 09:02  | 236 reads

CATERING FOR EVERYONE

First published on October 29, 2007 - 12:20  | 1030 reads

CHEESY CUSTARD

First published on January 31, 2013 - 10:01  | 30 reads

CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICK, CHICKEN

First published on June 1, 2012 - 08:48  | 100 reads

COMFORT EATER

First published on March 12, 2009 - 13:31  | 647 reads

COOKING ROMEO

First published on October 27, 2008 - 09:57  | 733 reads

COQ AU VAN

First published on January 29, 2013 - 10:44  | 34 reads

CRISP ETIQUETTE

First published on September 30, 2011 - 08:43  | 216 reads

DEPRESSED DRINKER

First published on January 28, 2013 - 10:06  | 52 reads

DON’T KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP

First published on February 8, 2013 - 10:06  | 29 reads

DRINK TO MY HEALTH

First published on October 6, 2008 - 10:25  | 742 reads

DRINKING FROM THE UGLY POND

First published on May 8, 2010 - 12:29  | 410 reads

DRUNK AT THE BAR

First published on July 12, 2012 - 08:44  | 84 reads

EATING TRASH

First published on July 25, 2007 - 08:49  | 1152 reads

EGGS FOR EGGS

First published on June 18, 2012 - 10:43  | 76 reads

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY

First published on October 14, 2011 - 08:57  | 198 reads

FAST FOOD

First published on October 8, 2012 - 08:56  | 79 reads

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

First published on April 28, 2007 - 11:24  | 1060 reads

FOOD GROUPS

First published on March 24, 2013 - 12:05  | 33 reads

FOOD SCANDAL

First published on April 3, 2013 - 14:47  | 28 reads

FOOD SCARE

First published on April 2, 2013 - 13:00  | 38 reads

GARNISHING

First published on March 9, 2012 - 10:10  | 141 reads

GOD’S CREATURE’S

First published on November 4, 2007 - 12:57  | 1016 reads

GOURMET PARSNIP CRISPS

First published on February 11, 2013 - 12:01  | 80 reads

HALF AND HALF

First published on August 8, 2007 - 15:10  | 1055 reads

HAM AND EGGS

First published on February 28, 2010 - 10:31  | 438 reads

HEALTH WARNING

First published on April 2, 2007 - 09:01  | 1054 reads

HEALTHY EATING

First published on April 25, 2012 - 08:53  | 123 reads

HOW DO YOU WANT IT CUT?

First published on August 23, 2012 - 08:25  | 66 reads

HOW MANY STARS?

First published on December 2, 2008 - 09:56  | 730 reads

HUNGRY SHAKESPEARE

First published on September 6, 2008 - 11:05  | 706 reads

I DO DRINK COFFEE

First published on February 5, 2013 - 12:07  | 44 reads

I HAVE MY FIVE A DAY

First published on February 16, 2013 - 11:00  | 46 reads

I NEED GLASSES

First published on February 2, 2013 - 10:39  | 29 reads

I ORDERED THE TARKA DAL

First published on March 18, 2013 - 13:28  | 35 reads

I SPILL MOST OF IT

First published on October 19, 2006 - 08:59  | 1125 reads

ICE CREAM PARLOUR # 1

First published on June 19, 2011 - 11:18  | 282 reads

ICE CREAM PARLOUR # 2

First published on June 28, 2011 - 09:23  | 268 reads

IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS WEARING TIGHTS

First published on January 17, 2013 - 15:08  | 81 reads

IF PASTA AND ANTI PASTA

First published on February 18, 2012 - 10:28  | 127 reads

INTOXICATING READING

First published on August 3, 2007 - 10:20  | 1035 reads

IRATIO

First published on April 6, 2007 - 17:29  | 1119 reads

I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT QUITE IRONIC

First published on August 12, 2012 - 09:02  | 80 reads

JUST A DASH

First published on September 16, 2012 - 10:05  | 69 reads

KFC FAT CONTENT

First published on February 17, 2013 - 10:09  | 46 reads

LOST LUGGAGE

First published on February 26, 2013 - 14:50  | 33 reads

LOST PROPERTY

First published on January 30, 2013 - 11:06  | 27 reads

MAKING YOUR HAIR CURL

First published on January 23, 2008 - 11:11  | 888 reads

MANY A SLIP

First published on December 28, 2007 - 01:18  | 1076 reads

MARATHON MAN

First published on September 22, 2011 - 12:02  | 225 reads

MARK ANTONY'S RUMP

First published on October 23, 2008 - 12:51  | 756 reads

MARS WALK

First published on March 6, 2013 - 10:06  | 44 reads

MATERNAL ABSTINENCE

First published on May 10, 2012 - 09:05  | 116 reads

MEAL DEAL

First published on July 29, 2007 - 14:33  | 1026 reads

MORE FOOD AND DRINK

First published on April 12, 2007 - 08:53  | 1160 reads

MORE HEALTH WARNING

First published on April 3, 2007 - 08:54  | 1036 reads

MY DEAR WIFE SAID TO ME

First published on April 5, 2013 - 08:57  | 33 reads

NEW CHEESE

First published on October 25, 2011 - 09:23  | 218 reads

NICE ONE JAMIE

First published on January 25, 2013 - 09:48  | 38 reads

OH BOY

First published on September 4, 2008 - 09:35  | 734 reads

ON THE ROCKS

First published on May 6, 2012 - 09:42  | 94 reads

OUT OF THIS WORLD PRODUCE

First published on February 3, 2013 - 09:47  | 44 reads

PC COFFEE TIME

First published on September 21, 2009 - 09:11  | 429 reads

PHILOSOPHICAL DRINKER

First published on February 1, 2013 - 09:43  | 34 reads

PUBLIC INFORMATION MESSAGE

First published on September 2, 2012 - 10:15  | 53 reads

SATURDAY NIGHT TREAT

First published on May 4, 2013 - 09:03  | 20 reads

SAY IT AS IT IS

First published on May 9, 2011 - 09:33  | 304 reads

SECRET INGREDIENT:

First published on June 17, 2007 - 10:20  | 1070 reads

SELF MEDICATION

First published on January 23, 2013 - 09:40  | 51 reads

SENSUAL FRUIT

First published on January 24, 2008 - 10:04  | 859 reads

SHAKESPEARE'S WINE

First published on September 10, 2008 - 09:48  | 731 reads

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

First published on July 3, 2008 - 09:02  | 695 reads

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

First published on September 24, 2008 - 13:54  | 703 reads

SO TRUE

First published on August 14, 2007 - 09:43  | 1017 reads

SOUP QUESTION

First published on January 26, 2008 - 14:05  | 873 reads

STRESSED OUT

First published on November 25, 2009 - 13:23  | 422 reads

TAKING THE CHERRY

First published on March 9, 2013 - 10:21  | 55 reads

TAP IT, UNWRAP IT

First published on February 4, 2013 - 14:50  | 47 reads

TAPPED

First published on July 20, 2007 - 08:55  | 1014 reads

THE BEERY THEORY

First published on March 21, 2007 - 09:44  | 1044 reads

THE CARROT CAKE

First published on January 28, 2013 - 10:05  | 45 reads

THE DEPENDABLE FIG ROLL

First published on February 10, 2013 - 09:37  | 48 reads

THE FULL ENGLISH

First published on May 19, 2010 - 10:44  | 394 reads

THE LAST SUPPER

First published on May 15, 2007 - 08:53  | 1053 reads

THE LATEST FAD

First published on March 18, 2011 - 12:14  | 310 reads

THE LIFE OF PIE

First published on January 18, 2013 - 09:50  | 44 reads

THE LOCAL CHEMIST

First published on May 12, 2011 - 08:49  | 275 reads

THE MAN AINT GOT NO CULTURE

First published on July 9, 2010 - 13:35  | 392 reads

THE MIRACLE CURE

First published on April 4, 2007 - 08:56  | 1049 reads

THE MISPROBUNCITATION OF YOUTH

First published on June 19, 2008 - 10:26  | 753 reads

THE NIGHT BUS

First published on March 25, 2012 - 09:15  | 141 reads

THE NIGHT OUT

First published on July 6, 2011 - 08:57  | 251 reads

THE PERILS OF ALCOHOL

First published on April 13, 2007 - 08:36  | 2032 reads

THE PERILS OF FAST FOOD

First published on March 9, 2011 - 15:21  | 294 reads

THE PILLSBURY PHILOSOPHY

First published on September 23, 2011 - 09:54  | 232 reads

THE ROAD TO OBLIVION

First published on July 24, 2008 - 09:43  | 752 reads

THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE

First published on June 5, 2012 - 10:10  | 86 reads

THE THING ABOUT MANGE-TOUT

First published on July 7, 2012 - 07:48  | 64 reads

THE TRUTH ABOUT PRINGLES

First published on July 29, 2011 - 09:27  | 248 reads

THE USES OF GOOSES # 2

First published on September 30, 2011 - 08:41  | 241 reads

THE WHITE HORSE IN

First published on November 10, 2008 - 13:32  | 724 reads

TOMMY’S LUNCH

First published on May 25, 2007 - 09:04  | 1026 reads

VEGETUS # 1

First published on July 5, 2011 - 09:02  | 413 reads

VEGETUS # 2

First published on July 7, 2011 - 08:45  | 256 reads

VEGETUS # 3

First published on November 13, 2011 - 10:44  | 190 reads

VIVA ESPANIA

First published on January 28, 2008 - 10:32  | 959 reads

WALKERS BAGS OF TASTE # 1

First published on March 31, 2011 - 12:19  | 432 reads

WALKERS BAGS OF TASTE # 2

First published on April 13, 2011 - 09:30  | 288 reads

WE HAD A TRIVIA QUIZ

First published on February 11, 2013 - 12:03  | 29 reads

WEEKENDER BENDER

First published on March 24, 2007 - 12:28  | 1049 reads

WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GUY

First published on July 19, 2012 - 10:21  | 74 reads

WHAT CAN I EAT?

First published on April 6, 2010 - 11:54  | 343 reads

WHEN I WAS A BABY

First published on July 14, 2012 - 08:34  | 96 reads

WMD

First published on July 26, 2007 - 08:48  | 1044 reads

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SICK

First published on May 23, 2012 - 08:50  | 95 reads

YOU KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE

First published on September 12, 2007 - 10:17  | 1070 reads