It Was Dark, Darker Than A Car Full Of Assholes...

I wrote a big paragraph here about how these stories are scary and dark and stuff and will make you afraid and will wake you in the middle of the night, drenched in cold sweat as you hope and pray that the shadows in the corner of the room are just that pile of dirty clothes, and not some monster from beyond the realms of madness waiting patiently for you fall asleep so it can crawl into your mouth and lay eggs in your lungs...

But it sounded pretentious, so I'll keep it short. Here are some sort of hopefully very spooky stories that are a wee bit funny too, because we all love a bit of the dark side and all that.

It was dark... like... really really dark. So it was.

Stories in this set

Ghillie Part 1: Suits You Sir

First published on February 15, 2012 - 21:55 | 129 reads

Ghillie Part 2: The Bird Is The Word

First published on February 19, 2012 - 19:07 | 110 reads

Ground Control To Major Tom (Part 1)

First published on November 27, 2011 - 12:37 | 169 reads

Ground Control To Major Tom (Part 2)

First published on November 27, 2011 - 21:10 | 425 reads

The Girl at The Window

First published on June 18, 2011 - 19:57 | 292 reads

The Man of Smoke - Part 3 (Coughs and Charts)

First published on June 20, 2011 - 10:09 | 216 reads

The Man of Smoke - Final (Smoke and Ice)

First published on June 23, 2011 - 10:31 | 185 reads

The Man of Smoke - Part 1 (Dictionaries and Death Knells)

First published on June 19, 2011 - 20:02 | 266 reads

The Man of Smoke - Part 2 (Wiggling Toes and Niggling Woes)

First published on June 19, 2011 - 20:24 | 218 reads

The Man of Smoke - Part 4 (Polar Bear Punches and Hospital Food)

First published on June 20, 2011 - 20:03 | 340 reads

The Man of Smoke - Part 5 (Phone Lines and Smoke Signals)

First published on June 21, 2011 - 14:55 | 204 reads