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Bee Keeper

First published on September 13, 2009 - 22:50  | 553 reads

Neighbours

First published on June 28, 2009 - 13:18  | 622 reads

4 Fibs

First published on July 20, 2009 - 15:34  | 632 reads

A Cybering Tale

First published on August 29, 2010 - 19:24  | 394 reads

A Rose?

First published on June 1, 2009 - 13:41  | 578 reads

A Song for Pinda

First published on July 16, 2009 - 23:51  | 523 reads

A Song for Pinda (R.I.P.)

First published on December 16, 2011 - 15:39  | 188 reads

A Time of Great Poetry (A Limerick)

First published on January 22, 2009 - 21:51  | 706 reads

Algernon’s Prudence 1

First published on August 15, 2009 - 14:26  | 547 reads

Antony and Cleopatra I.P.

First published on November 26, 2009 - 04:33  | 553 reads

Bangkok Holiday

First published on April 15, 2010 - 13:32  | 402 reads

Basic Training

First published on March 21, 2009 - 14:02  | 702 reads

Batty and Betty

First published on October 6, 2009 - 14:33  | 560 reads

Birthing Ward

First published on February 8, 2009 - 21:07  | 756 reads

Blackbird Rapper

First published on June 14, 2009 - 11:02  | 765 reads

Blackbird Rapper meets Seagull Crapper (Esquire)

First published on July 15, 2009 - 00:47  | 631 reads

Blackbird Rapper – Goes courting

First published on June 15, 2009 - 03:42  | 599 reads

Blackbird Rapper – On Trial

First published on June 16, 2009 - 21:59  | 655 reads

Bring up the bucket (I.P.)

First published on February 26, 2012 - 20:49  | 233 reads

Can I do anything right?

First published on March 31, 2009 - 17:07  | 658 reads

Canvassing!

First published on June 24, 2009 - 17:53  | 527 reads

Cheap Beer and No Sex

First published on August 11, 2009 - 10:49  | 501 reads

Chip Butty

First published on February 1, 2011 - 20:41  | 503 reads

Christmas Cock-Up

First published on January 22, 2009 - 00:10  | 824 reads

Christmas Cock-Up

First published on December 13, 2011 - 22:08  | 129 reads

Christmas Flasher

First published on December 17, 2009 - 05:06  | 597 reads

Cindy

First published on June 7, 2009 - 11:56  | 558 reads

Cursery Rhyme I.P.

First published on December 1, 2009 - 15:29  | 536 reads

Dear Santa

First published on December 22, 2011 - 10:04  | 183 reads

Dear Santa...

First published on September 6, 2009 - 11:16  | 508 reads

Different Strokes

First published on March 31, 2010 - 14:13  | 356 reads

Dog for sale!

First published on April 27, 2010 - 23:50  | 467 reads

Empty Sphere

First published on July 19, 2009 - 16:35  | 685 reads

Forced Ejaculation! (1 syllable challenge)

First published on June 2, 2009 - 09:38  | 1268 reads

Granny and Santa!

First published on December 17, 2010 - 14:51  | 290 reads

Hangover

First published on February 18, 2011 - 13:39  | 460 reads

Happy Anniversary…

First published on September 30, 2009 - 19:44  | 510 reads

Hetty Williams

First published on August 23, 2009 - 23:49  | 547 reads

How to ‘Top’ yourself (without using the ‘S’ word).

First published on September 29, 2009 - 14:12  | 703 reads

If I knew then what I know now; I.P.

First published on March 10, 2009 - 00:43  | 733 reads

Jackie

First published on May 3, 2010 - 11:50  | 350 reads

Joseph and Mary (A Christmas Story - sort of - Part 1)

First published on December 20, 2009 - 18:58  | 530 reads

King Henry the (Chopper) VIII

First published on September 21, 2009 - 08:14  | 499 reads

King Henry the VIII

First published on January 10, 2009 - 14:14  | 862 reads

Little Jackie

First published on January 30, 2009 - 15:17  | 721 reads

Mark's Party London 1970

First published on January 13, 2009 - 06:13  | 620 reads

Miss Cleavage I.P.

First published on September 2, 2009 - 19:37  | 681 reads

Musn't Grumble!

First published on December 11, 2009 - 02:36  | 455 reads

My name is Tutankhamen

First published on July 31, 2009 - 10:10  | 570 reads

My Partner the Nympho Vampire Chapter 1

First published on September 8, 2009 - 11:24  | 797 reads

My Sisters Cherry (I.P.)

First published on July 4, 2009 - 19:01  | 1691 reads

My Spatula

First published on July 26, 2009 - 19:06  | 560 reads

Neighbours 2

First published on July 2, 2009 - 15:05  | 532 reads

Nicknames!

First published on September 19, 2009 - 12:26  | 530 reads

Perversely Grammatical

First published on February 2, 2009 - 01:27  | 747 reads

Phobia I.P.

First published on August 16, 2009 - 23:23  | 620 reads

Pub Banter! (East End Style)

First published on January 27, 2009 - 23:08  | 819 reads

Punctuation Moron

First published on March 27, 2009 - 20:01  | 697 reads

Quick thinking

First published on January 1, 2011 - 19:44  | 449 reads

Race for a Penis!

First published on July 18, 2009 - 12:54  | 642 reads

Regrets

First published on January 18, 2009 - 20:21  | 663 reads

Santa the Fat Lad

First published on December 27, 2009 - 14:14  | 414 reads

Screwed

First published on December 12, 2009 - 15:13  | 413 reads

Scriptures and Bouncers

First published on August 19, 2009 - 10:28  | 527 reads

Sex-Life

First published on June 17, 2009 - 13:49  | 680 reads

She had a lovely Bush!

First published on June 22, 2009 - 16:59  | 752 reads

Skunks are bloody smelly!

First published on July 27, 2009 - 20:34  | 600 reads

Small Penis

First published on August 10, 2009 - 20:15  | 741 reads

Spanish Holiday

First published on July 5, 2009 - 21:06  | 591 reads

Stay Away Santa

First published on December 19, 2009 - 02:46  | 415 reads

Stolen Cherry (I.P.)

First published on July 4, 2009 - 02:48  | 608 reads

Stupid Aspirations (A Limerick)

First published on January 22, 2009 - 20:36  | 726 reads

That Summer!

First published on June 2, 2009 - 11:58  | 633 reads

The Bin Man

First published on February 1, 2011 - 21:53  | 240 reads

The Crush

First published on March 26, 2009 - 14:50  | 695 reads

The Day I Stared Deff in the Hood!

First published on February 17, 2009 - 22:06  | 858 reads

The Driving Lesson (PART 1)

First published on January 29, 2009 - 19:11  | 813 reads

The Fight

First published on June 6, 2009 - 14:24  | 599 reads

The Nativity - Sort of...

First published on December 27, 2009 - 13:53  | 391 reads

The Razor

First published on August 24, 2009 - 23:52  | 518 reads

The Sauna

First published on June 25, 2009 - 19:27  | 526 reads

The Thong Of Fire

First published on June 11, 2009 - 09:10  | 744 reads

The Visit

First published on February 7, 2013 - 19:50  | 131 reads

Then and Now

First published on September 14, 2009 - 11:21  | 497 reads

Three Postings!

First published on March 1, 2009 - 21:38  | 1821 reads

Twelve Inches (but I don’t use it as a rule)

First published on July 28, 2009 - 12:08  | 818 reads

Was it you?

First published on August 2, 2009 - 09:58  | 549 reads

Wet Holes

First published on December 31, 2010 - 21:43  | 699 reads

When I was young

First published on January 14, 2010 - 02:16  | 479 reads

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

First published on September 24, 2009 - 20:43  | 561 reads

Willie – Part 1

First published on July 5, 2009 - 17:36  | 531 reads

World Cup Tales

First published on July 2, 2010 - 19:16  | 316 reads