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It was remarkable, Dorothy thought as she walked ponderously to her sister’s house, that after twenty three years of marriage, he could still provoke her into this depressed dull rage that sat on her shoulders like a dead weight.

Moodily, she kicked a can lying on the pavement, sending it spinning off a wall and into the gutter. Startled, a small tabby cat fled through a garden gate a few doors down. Dorothy eyed it balefully as it reappeared and approached her expectantly. She stopped as it leapt up onto the wall and gave a plaintive mew. Tentatively she put out her hand, which the cat sniffed then rubbed its face against, beginning to purr contentedly.

Watching the cat as it writhed around her fingers, Dorothy was struck by a curious resemblance to her husband. That selfish, self satisfied smirk she knew so well was somehow replicated on the face of this cat.

Dorothy glanced at the green wheelie bin standing just inside the gate, then looked quickly up and down the empty street. Resting one hand gently on the cat’s head, she slowly lifted the lid of the wheelie bin. In one easy movement she grabbed the cat by the scruff and dropped it into the open bin, letting the lid fall with a thump. Without pausing she turned and marched off down the street, a smile spreading across her face.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2010/aug/24/cat-wheelie-bin

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celticman | August 24, 2010 - 20:12

Yeh, well first there'll be a bin for cats. Then one for dogs. One for foxes. Two for rats. Where are they all going to go in my garden?

Margharita | August 24, 2010 - 21:26

Probably as good an explanation as we'll get.

Love the way she had a quick look round to see if anyone was watching, obviously never bargaining on cctv.

Great title.

Celticman - you'll only need one bin. On the principle that the cat will eat the rat, the dog will eat the cat, the fox... oh, I dunno.

celticman | August 24, 2010 - 21:44

Now Margharita you're just being silly :>

alex_tomlin | August 25, 2010 - 13:36

Turned out it was just a joke, the woman said. What's all the fuss about?! I thought hypothesising what was going on might be a good inspiration point.