Please don’t discuss your love life;
What you got up to last night.
I really don’t want to know,
If you had on something tight.
Don’t talk about your love life;
What you did and in what way.
How erotic you can be,
Is not something you should say.
Your bedroom activities,
Or raciness wherever,
Aren’t conversation topics,
To involve me in. Ever.
Let your voice speak of dull things;
Rubbish that does not matter.
Please don’t mention your love life,
For I’d only envy her.
3 October 2008
Comments
Caolan_le_Paddy | October 10, 2008 - 10:55
Great poem, loved the last stanza. Loving it (Y)
Bradene | October 11, 2008 - 10:49
Nice poem, though I found it more sad than funny. Perhaps I'm reading it wrong, I'm a bit of a softy. Val x(-;