"Morning Star Horoscopes Page, with Karl Marx"
Your love-life has been somewhat on the back burner of late.
But don’t worry. On the fifteenth,
your libido will be totally shaken up
as the glorious workers’ revolution sweeps capitalism
into the dustbin of history,
when Saturn enters the house of Capricorn.
Problems at work have been troubling you recently.
You and authority don’t mix!
Hold on tight until the twenty-third, when you’ll
seize control of the means of production
and smash the chains of worldwide imperialism
that enslave humanity,
as Mars reaches the Libran descendant.
Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio,
Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces:
You are reactionary bourgeois swine.