"Sonnets for women’s feet"
Each day with spiking, smothering longing,
like drunkards yearn for fat-soaked meals,
I yearn for comely ladies donning
a lack of cloth around their heels.
I dream, until the point I’m swimming
in sweat, of sweet young sockless women
who’ll thrust their bare soles in my face
until I squirt all over the place.
In parks each sweat-inducing summer
cute girlies by the dozen flaunt
their curvy feet to make my jaunt
across the town at once become a
wet dream. You witches, let me lick
your luscious toes until I’m sick!
I’d hop from Neath to Vladivostok
to kneel at some fair maiden’s feet,
tear off with teeth a gladly-tossed sock
and feel the scrummy radiant heat
that bursts from every bulbous pinkie,
my thirst for heavenly jolts of kinky
submissive woman-worship quenched.
To lick girls’ feet until they’re drenched
and marinade them toes to ankles
in custard, yogurt or ice-cream,
alas, to many girls, would seem
quite odd, a fact that daily rankles.
Dear ladies! Open, please, your minds
to love of odd but innocent kinds.
Comments
oldpesky | December 1, 2011 - 10:00
Quirky and fun. Raised a smile here.
jolono | December 1, 2011 - 11:22
Archie, youv'e got to stop now, your making the rest of us look bad! Another gem!
Archie_Macjoyce | December 1, 2011 - 12:09
Thanks, chaps. I did particularly enjoy writing this one. The subject matter was open enough to allow me to take the rhymes to absurd new levels...
seashore | December 1, 2011 - 14:04
Oh dear, I'm not keen on the idea of vomit all over my bunions even though I was quite comely in my youth - except in the foot department.
I'm wondering if you've been here before in another guise....
Archie_Macjoyce | December 1, 2011 - 14:37
I have indeed been here before in another guise, Madam, as simply Macjoyce, as NaziWifebeater, and of course, as Biggus.
Silver Spun Sand | December 1, 2011 - 15:21
Nice one, Mac;-) Except I doubt if you would feel passionate about my 'pinkies' - corns, bunions and all!
Tina;-)
Archie_Macjoyce | December 1, 2011 - 16:46
If you were a few years younger I probably would...
;-)
Silver Spun Sand | December 1, 2011 - 16:51
Hey - thanks for that;-) And I was lying about tbe bunions.
jolono | December 1, 2011 - 16:54
Corns? Bunions? I don't see the problem....or is it just me?
lenchenelf | December 1, 2011 - 20:16
Gigglesome, toecurlingly funny. You rascal, my tummy hurts from laughing, well done.
Lena x
Archie_Macjoyce | December 1, 2011 - 20:38
Thanks. I aim to amuse.
Archie_Macjoyce | December 2, 2011 - 11:01
Really? I didn't realise how retro I was. Maybe I should buy some flares...
Thanks for reading.
fatboy74 | December 2, 2011 - 15:33
Marvelous gag-inducing poetry and this
Dear ladies! Open, please, your minds
to love of odd but innocent kinds.
i imagine was pretty hard to wrestle in to shape. Well done Mr Macjoyce. :-)
Archie_Macjoyce | December 2, 2011 - 15:52
Thankyou, sir... Yeah, those two lines represented a summing-up that I had to squeeze into a couplet.
Dynamaso | December 6, 2011 - 07:27
Oh, I don't know about feet but I do like the verse, Archie. Can you get tinea on your lips?
jolono | December 6, 2011 - 09:23
I'm always worried about toe-jam!
albamac | December 23, 2011 - 12:29
Brilliant, Archie! Sexy feet an' a nice bit o' verse.
Mibbe ah should rephrase that! :)
Archie_Macjoyce | December 28, 2011 - 14:06
A nice bit of...?
Denzella | December 30, 2011 - 21:51
I'm looking for a chiropodist! The last one took one look at my feet and went on long term sick leave!
Glad to have read this one because you seem in a happier , almost playful, frame of mind.
Archie_Macjoyce | December 31, 2011 - 00:48
Thanks, Denzella. Yes, I wrote this in the summer when the idea of fetishistic Russian sonnets felt alluring to me...