BLONDE MODE


from the ABC set MALDON MODELS, BASILDON BLONDES AND GIRLS FROM GRAYS

ILLUMINATING LOVE MAKING

An 18-30 girl turns the light on
After a seeing too
by kicking open the car door
With a white shoe

FINISHED!

Why do eighteen thirty girls
Reach climax?
So they know when
To stop having sex!

CLUB 18-30 GIRLS

The first thing the eighteen thirty girls do
Next morning is introduce themselves to you
Not all girls behave this way as they roam
Sometimes they get up and just go home

AFTER SEX

What Eighteen thirty girls
Do after sex
Is open the car door
And shout out next!

IT’S A SIN

If an eighteen thirty girl wont let you sin
You just have to persevere and not give in
If you believe you have her on the brink
Just ask her “Do you want another drink”?

CLASS BOOBS

If a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead
Are all together in the third grade
The blonde has the biggest breasts
Because she's eighteen years of age

GOLDILOCKS

A Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
At first the question stumped me
But after careful consideration
It has to be Humpme Dumpme

SMART MODE AGAIN

UFO’s are very like smart Models
And the thing they have in common
Is your always hearing about them
But no one has actually ever seen one

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