INTOXICATING READING
When I found myself reading
About the evils of drinking
You might well be thinking
That I would give up drinking
But after careful considering
I decided to give up reading
VIVA ESPANIA
One Sangria, Two Sangria, Three Sangria, Four
Five Bacardi, Six Bacardi, Seven Bacardi, More
Eight Tequila, Nine Tequila, Ten Tequila, Floor
YOU KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE
You know you drink too much coffee when
You can sleep with your eyes wide open
When you can ski uphill on your snowboard
And you have to watch videos in fast-forward
You know you drank too many coffees
When your eyes stay open when you sneeze
You speed walk in your sleep till six o’clock
You answer the door before people knock
You know you're drinking too much caffeine
When you like to lick the coffeepot clean
If you haven't blinked since the last eclipse
And you chew on other people's fingertips
SUSHI AT THE BAR
There is to be a new establishment to specialize in Sushi
For Legal Professionals only it will cater don’t you see
And when the restaurant open’s they will call it Sosumi
