INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
The information you have is not what you want
The information you want is not what you require
The information you require is not what you can get
The information you can get costs more than you desire
NATURE'S WAY
Time is merely natures way
Of assurance
And stops everything happening
At once
FONETIC IRONIE
I have often thought it ironic
That to spell the word phonetic
You are not required in reality
To spell the word phonetically
A COOL SMOKE
Having a smoking section in a restaurant
Is so un-cool
It's like having a peeing section
In a swimming pool
SIMPLE
In almost any circumstance
That may occur
Everything should be made
I would infer
As simple as possible
But no simpler
WISE CONFUCIUS
Wise Confucius spoke about his creed
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead
Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow
Do not walk near me or step in my zone
So just bugger off and leave me alone
CLOSE SHAVE
Why is it when?
Two planes almost hit
It's called a near miss?
That doesn't fit
It should actually
Be called a near hit?
SAD TO BE DAD
I'm not good today I'm feeling very sad
Because I've just turned into my old dad
Don't try to be kind by saying that I ain't
As I now have a stick just for stirring paint
FAKING IT
My husband gave me a necklace today
It's fake but I requested fake so that's ok
Maybe I'm paranoid, but what the heck
I don't want something around my neck
In this day and age when all done and said
That's actually worth more than my head
VERY CUTTING
There is a weapon that becomes sharper
That is to say that it becomes even keener
Cutting even sharper the more it is used
Is it clear to you or are you still confused?
There can be only one answer in this life
Sharpening with use is the tongue of a wife
