IS TODAY YOUR DAY?
I can only please one person a day
Today is not going to go your way
Nor tomorrow I would have to say
OH LOOK A FLY
As I drove one day, I saw a fly
I saw it as it caught my eye
What went through its mind
I wondered as it flew blind
And it hit the windscreen glass?
It was almost certainly its arse
BORN NAKED
Brought into the world, we’re naked
And we’re helpless cold, and wet,
Were born hungry and with a thirst
But that’s not as bad as it will get
GOOD JUDGEMENT
Good judgement comes apparently
From experience gained life long,
Experience more than often comes
From bad judgement if I’m not wrong
A QUESTION MR LINCOLN
Abraham once a question asked
He was heard an answer beg
How many legs does a dog have?
If you can call the tail a leg
All the assembled answer five
Shaking his head he mutters no
To call the creatures tail a leg
Will never ever make it be so
IF AT FIRST
“If at first you don't succeed”
Said Robert the Bruce the King
If at first you don't succeed
Then you shouldn’t try skydiving
SOME DAYS
Some days you’re the King
And On another day unseen
Some days you’re a servant
On another day the Queen
Some days you’re an insect
Another day the windscreen
A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES
A journey of a thousand miles
Begins with a single pace
A journey of a thousand yards
Begins Without a wheel brace
