I CAN'T STAND HIM

"You look like Donald Sutherland
She told me at the cocktail party
I was extremely flattered by this
Even though she was quite tarty
Being compared to a famous star
Left me with a warm feeling inside
Head high looking down my nose
I saw her smiling wryly at my pride
Its only human to be so flattered
Even if he doesn't make girls swoon
Then she continued loudly in my ear
"Well viewed in the back of a spoon