A LA MODE


from the ABC set MALDON MODELS, BASILDON BLONDES AND GIRLS FROM GRAYS

THUNDERING MODE

Models always smile as bolts of lightning strike
But its not the thunder crashes that the models like
It’s only lightening that makes them strike a pose
They think their being photographed - I suppose

TAKE A BREAK

Models are only allowed to take
Thirty minute for their lunch break
Because if an hours break they take
Retraining they must undertake

JOKE MODE

I’ll tell you this with no mistake
And I’ll tell you how to make
A Super Model laugh on Sunday
Tell her the joke on Saturday

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