COMPACT MODE
Peach and Bimbette were walking down the street
When one spots a compact lying on the concrete
Peach bends down and picks it up from the gutter
She opens it, looks in the mirror and starts to mutter
"Hmm, this person looks very familiar you know"
“I know her but I cant think where from though”
Taking the compact Bimbette says "let me see!"
She looks at it and says "You dumb bitch it's me!"
MODUS OPERANDI
There were two models
Bimbette and Peach
Who once stole a calendar
And got six months each
PHOTOGRAPHIC MODE
A photographer had to go to Bimbette and say
That his models father had just passed away
Understandably Bimbette was quite distraught
So he told her to go home because she ought
After she left, he got to thinking that he should
Have told her that he’d do anything that he could
So he decided he’d go to her house to see her
When he arrived she was siting alone as it were
On the front porch crying even harder than before
"What’s wrong now Bimbette" he began to explore
Sobbing she said, "I just spoke with my sister Sue”
“And she just told me that her father just died too"
AFTER SEX AGAIN
Eighteen thirty girls will say after having sex
Something polite though nothing to complex
You’d never accuse these girls of being wise
But after sex they always say “Thanks Guys”
