TOILET TRICK
Next time you’re in a public toilet
There is a trick that you might try
Wait until you have a crowd and drop
A marble saying "oh shit! My glass eye!"
CONVENIENT CONVERSE
I was relieving myself
In the middle receptacle
When I heard a voice say
From the left hand cubicle
"Damn, this water's cold."
And from the right cubicle
I heard another voice say
“Yes and its deep as well”
CLEAR RICHARD
To clear the men’s lavatory
Two words will do the trick
Just walk slowly and look
Then simply say “nice dick”
AT YOUR CONVENIENCE AGAIN
Watch the Absentminded man
When your need to visit the gents
Because he will unzip his jacket
Take out his tie and pee in his pants
