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LES GIRLS

Posted by Biggus on May 30, 2008 - 07:48
from the ABC set No Sex Please We're British

I have often wondered what it would be like
To be a lesbian or do they say dyke?
All the advantages of being a man
Getting off with girls when you can
And drooling over gorgeous gals
Without the embarrassing genitals

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Ewan | May 30, 2008 - 10:54

Really, this is just too much.

Ewan | May 31, 2008 - 07:37

Regarding your e-mail:

"What exactly is your problem?
If your going to leave a comment make your meaning clear."

My problem is this:

I find this poem offensive, yes. Not as offensive perhaps as 'they'- as you so delightfully put it - might. I admit, when I was 13 years old, I might have found it outrageously funny. Thankfully, I am no longer 13.

Surprisingly, apart from the thunderingly clumsy rhyming of 'genitals' with 'gals', this is one of your better efforts technically.

You might protest your right to free speech and I would defend it. However, your poem contains no hint of originality and I failed to detect any kind of irony to save it from being the worst kind of homophobic gibe.

Clear enough for you?

yaerink1203 | November 5, 2008 - 23:32

i totally understand.
im no les though