When you live on your own
You let your standards drop
You can even turn into a slob
When you start you cannot stop
But it's your personnel hygiene
Which will suffer the most
And as for your washing habits
They are of nothing to boast
When you live on your own
Sinking so low you will confess
When your standards are low
Even using the spaghetti test
You can peel off your socks
And throw them at the wall
But you can wear them again
As long as they don't stick at all
