LONGSTREET MAYBE

Returning home, Bimbette was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime and then sat down and cried
The closest police officer to the burgled house was a dog handler and his canine friend
So officer Katarski and a German shepherd called Monty were the first ones to attend
As the officer approached the house with his dog on a lead Bimbette ran out at the sound
She shuddered at the sight of the policeman and his dog, then sat down on the ground
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen"
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They actually send me a blind policeman!"