A little blonde girl comes home from school
Very exited with news for her mum to submit
"Mummy, mummy today we learnt how to count
The others got to five but I got to ten good init
"Yes darling, very good, what a clever girl
You’ve done ever so well I have to admit”
"Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "Yes darling,
It’s because you’re blonde”,” yes it is mummy isn’t it”
Next day the girl comes home from school
Very exited with news for her mum to submit
"Mummy, mummy today we learnt the alphabet
The others got to k but I got up to z good init
"Yes darling, very good, what a clever girl
You’ve done ever so well I have to admit”
"Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "Yes darling,
It’s because you’re blonde”,” yes it is mummy isn’t it”
Next day the girl comes home from school
Very exited with something for her mum to see
"Mummy, today we went swimming, and well,
All the other girls are flat chested but look at me!"
She proceeds to show her breasts to her mum
"Yes darling, you are a very big girl I can see"
"Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "No darling,
"You have big breasts because you're twenty three"
