NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL

Norma is just getting out of the shower when she hears their doorbell ring
Husband Jay who’s getting in the shower says “see who’s at the door darling”
So Norma wraps herself up in a towel and runs down the stairs to answer it
She opens the front door and standing there is her next-door neighbor Sanjit
Before she could say a word Sanjit said as soon as she had opened the door
"I'll give you five hundred pounds to drop the towel you’re wearing to the floor
Norma thought for a second then dropped the towel and stood naked before him
He looked over every inch of her wet naked slender form, well toned and slim
Then without taking his eyes off her he handed her the money and was away
Excited at her windfall, Norma put the towel back on and ran upstairs to Jay
But before Norma had a chance to tell him of her good fortune with the money
Her husband shouted out from the shower, "Who was that at the door honey?"
Norma still a little flushed replied to him "It was Sanjit from next door actually"
"That’s Great," Jay said, "Did he give you the five hundred pounds he owes me?"