One Monday morning two guys
Were talking in the coffee room
One had that Monday morning feeling
The other had no such gloom
“What are you so happy about?”
The misery asked his friend
“Well as a matter of fact I had
The most fantastic weekend”
“You know I live by the railway?
Well on my way home Friday night
I noticed a girl tied to the tracks
At first it gave me a bit of a fright”
“But I rescued the damsel in distress
Just like a Hollywood movie hero
And took her back to my place
Where one thing led to another you know”
“And we made love all weekend
In every position you can name
In every room, we did the lot
Then we did it all over again”
“That’s what I’m so happy about?”
“You lucky swine” his friend said
“Was she pretty, was she a looker”?
“I don’t know I never found her head”