AOG
Something bothers me
In an insurance policy
Can some atheist sod
Claim for acts of god
WHAT AN IDEA
The stealing of ideas from one
Is plagiarizing
But the stealing of ideas from many
Is researching
GOT THE T-SHIRT
I have been there and Seen it all
I have been there and done it all
Can't remember much of it at all
NOTHING TO LOSE
Here’s the rub and I’m not bluffing
I started out in life with nothing,
And after several years of shit
I can say I still have most of it
SHIRTY
I saw a woman at a party
Wearing a printed T-shirt
She was a well endowed
Twenty something bit of skirt
And the question "Guess?"
Was printed on the shirt
Thinking for a moment
"Implants?" I said quite curt
DON’T QUOTE ME
Remember Misquotations are
The only quotations thus far
And it should be duly noted
That are never ever misquoted
SUNSHINE
A day without sunshine?
Now let me get this right
A day without sunshine?
That would be like, night
STILL AT IT
You know at seventy-four
I am still enjoying sex
It takes no effort though
I only live at seventy-six
VEGGIE
I am a vegetarian
But not because
I love animals
I am a vegetarian
Simply because
I hate vegetables
Q AND A
When you’re young you think that
You have all the answers to mention
However the truth of the matter is that
You don’t even know every question
