DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
The quickest way to double
Your money lets not forget
Is to fold it in half and then
Put it back in your pocket
NEVER DO TODAY
You have decided
To procrastinate
But never got round to it
Not yet at any rate
RHETORICAL EYE RESTING
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Why is it when we're dog tired chaps
We take what are called catnaps?
SLIDING OUT OF CHILDHOOD
The first sign of childhood ending
That you can remember so far
When you are too tall to be allowed
On the slide at the burger bar
PLAYING FOOTSIE
He was not the brightest bloke
And he thought its fair to say
That The FTSE one hundred
Was some kind of foreplay
IT HAS EMERGED
I was told that Motorola
Is going to merge with Enron
They will form a new company
Which they plan to call moron
POPE EYE
When the pope
Went to mount olive
Popeye found out
And found it hard to forgive
THE X FACTOR
To define an expert
Ex is the unknown factor
And a spurt is a drip
Under pressure
YOU’LL LIKE THIS
My uncle Henry is a magician
And he’s also an undertaker
If you saw his act you’d know
Because he says Abra Cadaver
DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD
If you can keep your head when
All about you in your location
Other people are losing theirs
Maybe you misread the situation
