IN ATTENDANCE
The only reason so many people
Were at the mans funeral, It’s said
Was that they wanted to be sure
The insufferable man was dead
NAUGHTY BUT NICE
If you ever find you have to chose
Between two evils, then be sure
When you choose, pick the one
You’ve never ever tried before
FOILED AGAIN
They say those who live by the sword
Shall perish by the sword, but they wont
Because those who live by the sword
Are generally shot by those who don’t
NEVER TOO SMALL
If they tell you you're too small
To have an impact, let’s assume
They’ve never tried going to bed
With a mosquito in the room
REALLY
Reality is that which,
A philosopher might say
When you stop believing in it,
Doesn’t go away
TIME
Now what determines
The length of a minute
Depends if you’re outside
The bathroom or in it
KEEP SMILING
If you can smile when things go wrong,
Whistle a happy tune or sing a little song
Then you obviously have in mind a name
Of the unfortunate soul you intend to blame
LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 11
When things go wrong
There are always faults numbering two
The second of which
Will only become apparent to you
After you have rectified
The first of the two
DON’T BE A FOOL
Never ever argue with an idiot
Not even in your own defense
They drag you down to their level
Then beat you with experience
POLES AND HOLES
If the people from Poland
Are known as Poles
Why aren't people from Holland
Known as Holes
