SCIENCE’S
If it is green or it squirms it’s Biology If it smells or burns then its Chemistry If it doesn't work it’s a Physics theory
A LOVE GAME
The game of love
Unlike others that might
Is never called off
On account of bad light
INSURANCE MAN
I would say Men are very different
From an endowment policy
Simply because your endowment
Will mature eventually
IS IT OK
I would have to say
I've never quite been
Sure if it's ok to Eat
A crisp when it’s green
WORLDS END
It is said that if you were to line up end to end
All the cars in the world, if you comprehend
Of this I am sure my reputation I would stake
Some idiot would be stupid enough to overtake
TWO SIDES OF WAR
War does not determine
Who is right
But war does determine
Who is left
COMMUTING
Why must people commute into the city centers?
Why not take the work to the workers instead
There has to be a better reason to keep a city address
Than “it look’s good on their letter head”
HOW MANY STARS?
Last week on my annual vacation
I went to a gastronomy convention
But all I saw was food consumption
Learning about the stars was my intention
NAUGHTY BUT NICE
In life you will find anything
Even remotely good at all
Is always going to be either
Fattening illegal or immoral
YOURS SINCERELY
An important lesson in life
When dealing with a girlfriend
Is to learn to be sincere
Even if you have to pretend
