TRUE LOVE
Love is in truth
Merely the delusion
That one woman differs
From another in conclusion
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?
The wise man and the fool
Are hand in glove
Impossible to distinguish
When they fall in love
IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN
It's Great to Be a Man when
We are in need of refreshment
Because we never have to drive
To another service establishment
Because the toilets at the last one
Smelt just a little bit unpleasant
LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 12
There is a natural law of perversity
You cannot no matter the necessity
Successfully determine beforehand or ahead
Which side of the bread to buttered or spread
POUND STRETCHER
I remember one of the airlines had once
A promotion that never got off the ground
It was called the pound stretcher and it
Applied no matter where you were bound
I think if I recollect you could go anywhere
In the world on a stretcher for a pound
MILITARY LAW # 3
Never let a senior officer
Stand next to you
Because even snipers
Can make mistakes too
UP AND OVER
Nudists whilst staying in the camp
Must never, even if tempted
When playing games of leapfrog
Fail to complete all jumps attempted
SMOKERS ANONYMOUS
Members of Smokers anonymous
Will sniff at the clothes of fellows
For any scent of cigarette smoke
And their breath for a hint of polo
IN THE MOOD
Not wishing to be rude
But men only have one mood
One mood how sublime
One mood all the bloody time
AFTERGLOW
How can you tell?
When a man's had an orgasm?
Listening to the snoring
Is the best way to fathom
