SWISS MISS

I hate Swiss army knives with a passion
All the more as there all the fashion
Even though they appear to be useful
I really can't help feeling resentful
Despite all the craftsmanship it brings
And it being useful for a variety things
With screwdrivers, scissors and a saw
And something to remove an apple core
A nail file and a comb as well I can see
And a funny looking hooky thingamy
It's the bit for getting boy scouts out
When stuck in horses hooves no doubt
But this article of precision engineering
Only goes to prove the Swiss are boring