bonjour says: Morning. who are you?
dedeeverman says: hey
bonjour says: who are you?
dedeeverman says: think we chatted before right?
bonjour says: Don't know, i don't know who you are
dedeeverman says: i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
bonjour says: ahh no worries, a goat has just tried to sodomise me so i'm a little bit shaken up
dedeeverman says: i'm 24/f ......u?
bonjour says: it said have you ever been horn rimmed by an ass bastard? really strange i tell ya
dedeeverman says: nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
bonjour says: trying to stay out of the goats way
dedeeverman says: Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?
bonjour says: not really, i have a belt around my neck, thinking of hanging myself
dedeeverman says: Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?
bonjour says: do you think it's worth it? emptyness everywhere dressed in fake smiles and frigging themselves with rubber wet with tears
dedeeverman says: the only thing fake here is you..don;t waist my time!!
bonjour says: heheehe, you mispelled waste
dedeeverman says: I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
bonjour says: i've got the squirts
dedeeverman says: lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
bonjour says: but no, seriously my cock is way too small
dedeeverman says: oh ya can i touch urs??
bonjour says: my small cock?
dedeeverman says: oh ya can i touch urs??
bonjour says: touch my what?
dedeeverman says: do you cam?
bonjour says: cam what?
dedeeverman says: Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
bonjour says: i'm going to hang myself now
dedeeverman says: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
bonjour says: do you want to see me hang myself?
dedeeverman says: Ok go to http:----------- accept the invite on the page baby
bonjour says: my eyes might pop out, want to see?
dedeeverman says: sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite.. i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all...k?
bonjour says:...
dedeeverman says:...k?
bonjour says:...
Shit conversations: The whore and the wanker
Published by Dan Ryder on March 26, 2010 - 02:39
Comments
Dan Ryder | June 9, 2012 - 03:53
I picked up a computer virus when I was using a messenger some time ago. This automated service would pop on and start jabbering at you. It's a pretty fascinating contradiction that communication is at a sort of high point and yet you can still be talking to nobody at all, or so I thought until halfway through when my nonsense has clearly annoyed somebody. Up until that point I thought it was automated programme, but to think a person might be on the other side of this ridiculous message makes it all the more depression. It's a shame and a tragedy that things like this exist in the world, even within technological marvels, hopefully the tone of this awfulness properly reflects that.
Dan.