I can't be a serial killer
As I have weak wrists
I push buttons all day in an office
Making cups of tea by the dozen
And at night I watch just comedies on T.V
My favourite being Glee
I have no friends, they all keep disappearing on me
So honestly I have no free time to kill anyone
I'm also too tiny you'll see
All though...........
My mother is buried under the patio
My father is stuffed in the freezer, nice and cozy with grandma
My brother is just getting cold
Soon I'll be having him for tea.............. yummy :)
Comments
kheldar | April 29, 2011 - 11:27
Really enjoyed this - from the somewhat spurious case for the defence to the very appetising end. Well done.
kheldar :--)
p.S. by "appetising" I in no way think it morally right or nutritionally valid to eat one's brother.
fatboy74 | April 29, 2011 - 21:02
really like the opening to this in particular. :-)
celticman | April 30, 2011 - 22:06
yeh, mundane freezer killer!