Av got froot n peppermint tea
Ad rather eat some chips (yumm)
A big fat fish wi vinegar oan
But that's bad fur ma hips.
An so al do the decent thing
Jump n run aboot inside that bloomin fancy gym
Runnin on the treadmill
Water sipped to help the dietin (yawn)
Slobbin on the sofa isny normal for me but
a night o watchin telly eatin, stuffin endlessly so,
would it be a sin to that thing occasionally ..