Christmas sleighs and Christmas bells;
Christmas sights and Christmas smells;
Chrismas Santas; Fairy dells:
Buy them at low prices.
Christmas fun and Christmas cheer;
Christmas wine and Chrismas beer;
Get your Christmas bargains here:
Santa-shaped choc ices.
Christmas ham on Santa plate;
Stilton cheese, that stuff you hate:
Buy it now before too late,
All for five pounds twenty.
Christmas phones and children's Nikes;
Traitors' heads on Christmas spikes;
All those sprouts nobody likes:
We've got joy a-plenty.
Man-sized pinnies with fake tits;
Gordon Ramsay's Food for Shits;
Christmas junk for Christmas gits:
Buy your presents here.
No-one's bought my festive guff,
Now I'll never move this stuff.
Santa junk? We've had enough.
Try again next year.
Comments
Highhat | December 25, 2011 - 08:04
What do we do about this Spammer ?- he's the more amourable type..
FTSE100 | December 25, 2011 - 08:25
I don't think he'll be back until next year, Pia. Two cherries in one day? Anybody would think it was Christmas!
sid | December 25, 2011 - 14:15
'Traitors' heads on Christmas spikes; Gordon Ramsay's Food for Shits,' properly made me laugh aloud ftse but you are a little irksome with your persistent brilliance
Merry christmas
MistakenMagic | December 29, 2011 - 14:36
Really made me smile, footsie! I trust you had a merry Christmas? ;-)
Magic xxx