Just how far should a man go for a mango?
I’ve never been quite sure.
Will tangerines trip lightly in a tango
Before they get too sore?
I cheer those cheeky cherries on a Chewsday
And never ask for more.
Five fruit a day will chase away my bluesday
But melons are a bore.
A passion fruit will make a perfect puree,
A taste that I adore;
Bananas beat the bodhran for a bourée,
I’m saying what I saw;
A kiwi cannot kiss a careless cowgirl,
Of that we can be sure,
But this I tell you true and tell you now, girl:
Fresh melons are a bore.
Papaya pleases perfectly the palette
And feeds the hungry poor;
A coconut surrenders to a mallet,
But ends up on the floor;
A gooseberry can gauge the grandest gantry
With gallantry galore,
But one fruit will just fester in my pantry:
Those melons I abhor.
Comments
Stefano | November 14, 2008 - 19:35
This is very deep, FTSE. I take it the melons symbolise fruit and the fruit is a metaphor for other fruit? Is it about the relationship between fruit and more fruit? Or do I need to read it again? I do hope not.
FTSE100 | November 14, 2008 - 19:54
Don't worry your pretty little head with semiotics, my old skunk fart. It's way beyond you. Just think of it as a poem about fruit in which each piece of fruit represents itself. We in the literature trade call this metaphorical identity. It has biblical roots: an eye stands for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
Stefano | November 14, 2008 - 20:28
What about a toothsome eyeful? An edible French tower? And what's the use of half an otic? Wouldn't whole-otics be better than semiotics?
FTSE100 | November 14, 2008 - 20:41
Stef, I have just one word to say to you, only I've forgotten what it was. Could you please select a word and say it to yourself? Cheers.
Stefano | November 14, 2008 - 20:55
I said 'explume'. Was that the one you had in mind?
FTSE100 | November 14, 2008 - 21:02
Could have been. It had letters of the alphabet in it as I recall, but I think my word actually meant something. In English.
Stefano | November 15, 2008 - 00:44
Où sont les ouahs d'antan?
FTSE100 | November 15, 2008 - 00:51
I've moved on since then. Onwards and upwards, or at least sideways.
Bradene | November 15, 2008 - 11:13
Loved the poem Paul, But I have to say that reading the badinage between you two is very amusing too :) Val
littleditty | November 15, 2008 - 14:43
this friuty poem is great, fun rhymer, agree about the dear papaya, (also a laxative btw, opposite to guava..) - poor melons, perhaps give the many varieties another go, watermelon doesn't deserve such an attitude surely? Enjoyed! :))
blackjack-davey | November 20, 2008 - 18:01
I was startled to read your following critique of a fellow writer: 'If I were teaching a CW course, I'd have my students write a poem in five minutes at the start of each lesson. No literary references allowed, marks deducted for anything contrived, just write whatever is on your mind at the time...' By your own criteria you'd fail, horribly. Your writing is all contrivance, it never engages with the reader on a deeper level. And there's always the sense of someone smug and terribly pleased with himself.
yrene | January 7, 2009 - 13:12
You're probably right.
If melons are a bore,
this poem is the exact opposite of a melon.
I like this!
(^_^)
best regards,
yReNe
spiltmilk | June 10, 2011 - 12:13
Excellent stuff, but my melon adoration shall continue unfazed.