Google, saviour, lord and master,
Look upon this poetaster,
I do trust thee with my life,
Help me find a Russian wife,
Lead me safely through temptation,
Porn, Viagra, knob inflation,
I do beg thee on my knees,
Let me wed a Taiwanese,
Show me where the beauties hide,
Send me a mail-order bride,
I do love thee heart and soul,
Make me grateful for a Pole,
Show me knowledge, show me Wiki,
Oops, my hand’s become all sticky.
Thinking thus I’m so excited,
But my love is unrequited.
A Prayer to Google
Published by FTSE100 on January 19, 2009 - 14:19
from the ABC set Junk
from the ABC set Junk
Comments
Bradene | January 19, 2009 - 14:26
Lol. Brilliant. (o: Val
lenchenelf | January 19, 2009 - 14:28
Tut tut FTSE, you should get out more :-) Pithy :-)atb L
chuck | January 19, 2009 - 16:03
Can't help with Russian ballerinas,
But I know some single Filipinas.
Ewan | January 19, 2009 - 17:27
Only one kind in your house
tailless,hairless,left-handed mouse!
Nathan Bednarek | January 19, 2009 - 18:22
This is just genius! I really had a laugh reading this. A great write, well done.
Nathan.
FTSE100 | January 19, 2009 - 18:54
Thanks for your comments everbody. May all your brides have teeth of gold, and passports of their own!
tamara (not verified) | January 19, 2009 - 19:24
This is fantastic!pure genius,loved every word.
Lynne.
artisus | January 19, 2009 - 21:11
cool and satirical
jennifer | January 20, 2009 - 14:16
You're such a dirty little thing!
Hilarious, somewhat disturbing!
J x
MistakenMagic | January 21, 2009 - 18:54
Amazing! I agree with all of the above, a true highlight of my rainy Wednesday :)
Magic xxx
Richard L. Prov... | May 11, 2009 - 21:11
A very creative meander from wishing, to fantasy to being present in the moment. Richard LP
Jupiter | May 27, 2009 - 13:03
Great stuff FTSE. Very entertaining.
I found you by chance
When you came out to dance ;)