Yo Whiteman, big i.
Hoxton, big i! Ain't seen yo' ass forever!
It's been a while.
Been a mutha fuckin infinity. So what you been geekin?
Some cryptographic shit.
Cryp-to-graphic? You gone crypto on my ass Hawkboy?
God damn. No R S mutha fuckin A for the caucasian hominid?
Well I'll be. Ol' black hawk down goin the full hundred and twenty eight bits. Who'd a extrap-ol-ated dat when you was incrementin yo' i wid every lil fraction come your way.
Times change Whiteman. Hear about MacManus?
Heard he was ridin some big ass i.
He was. Eighteen minutes ago.
Yo, what went down in the aftermath? Let me infer — dee i by dee t a whole lot less than zero?
Do I look mirthful?
God damn. Guess you never know if you be peakin or squeakin in this ball o' bleeps.
I Guess you don't, Whiteman.
So what mofo stepped on big Mac's graph?
Yo, let me access. Humphries. Hump-freeze…
Take all the time you need Whiteman.
Shit, yeah, I register. That lil punk ass epsilon. One who…
That's right. The one who peaked you this morning.
God damn – how could I erase. That was one big spike for a lil bitch.
Well Humph ain't exactly little no more.
What you sayin? Fuckin Humpty dumpty sittin on the big big i? Shit Hawkster, next you gonna tell me he be suckin up geeks like they was plankton.
Y'aint gonna tell me that are you Hoxton?
Other way amigo.
Other way? Mean that lil mofo got even smaller? God damn, they gon' need some new ter-min-ology for lil eukaryotes get so freakin small. Mutha fuckin epsilon to the ten, dig, epsilon wid a punk ass pointy hat on top…
They already got a name for it. Zero.
Yo. You scrollin what I think you scrollin?
That's right Whiteman. i equals zero.
Shit, what coldass mofo reset the Humpster? Wait a fuckin pico – is that how comes Macmanus got the un-defined gradient? The invigilatas docked his ass for negatin Humph?
You're smarter than I thought, Whiteman.
That's some fucked up shit. Ol' fuckin PacManus, throwin away big big i justa void some lil amoeba. I mean what da fuck? Aint like he needed to plusequal no Humphries anyways, all dat magnitude he got amassed.
No. He didn't need to.
It aint fuckin… shit, it aint mutha fuckin efficient for geeks to be negatin geeks like that.
Inefficient, I like that.
Word. It's mutha fuckin inefficient when we all gotta spin this sphere together, know what I'm sayin? Plenty of fuckin i to go around. We all jus gotta take what we gotta take and pass that mofo along.
Yo Hoxton, share the joke.
You're a funny guy Whiteman.
Damn straight, I'm one funny mutha fucka. But big Mac aint laughin no more, now he feedin on floorcrumbs wid all the itty-bitty dust mites.
MacManus plussed ten in the last seven seconds.
Yeah. Yeah, I see that now.
Keeps going like that he'll be bigger than he was before.
Lil Humph aint gonna get no bigger.
Hell, MacManus didn't have no right to do that shit. Takin away the value of anotha geek. It aint mutha fuckin legitimate, dig?
Shit Hoxton. I never did parse yo' sense of humour.
You're really a funny guy Whiteman.
Yeah well, i is i, like my momma always said. i is mutha fuckin i.
i is information.
Yo! Word! i is i is in the mutha fuckin sky.
i is information.
You the man Hoxton. Listen up — I gotta unlink. I gon' see you around though, that's for mutha fuckin cert.
Big i Whiteman.